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A women broke up with me and sent me pictures of
her and her new boyfriend in bed together.
Solution? I sent them to her dad.
If a man speaks in the forest and there isno woman to hear him, is he still wrong?
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the
alternative.
Q. How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist
colony?
A. It's not hard.
Q. What's six inches long, two inches wide, and
drives women wild?
A. Money
Two lawyers went out for a daysail. The boat was
holed and they ended up in the liferaft. After
many days of drifting about a group of barren
islands they drifted past an island with a sandy
beach and a beautiful naked woman sunning
herself.
One attorney said 'Lets paddle over to that
island and screw her.'
The other replied 'outta what?'
her and her new boyfriend in bed together.
Solution? I sent them to her dad.
If a man speaks in the forest and there isno woman to hear him, is he still wrong?
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the
alternative.
Q. How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist
colony?
A. It's not hard.
Q. What's six inches long, two inches wide, and
drives women wild?
A. Money
Two lawyers went out for a daysail. The boat was
holed and they ended up in the liferaft. After
many days of drifting about a group of barren
islands they drifted past an island with a sandy
beach and a beautiful naked woman sunning
herself.
One attorney said 'Lets paddle over to that
island and screw her.'
The other replied 'outta what?'
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