Modena, Italy:
The Ferrari F1 Team fired their entire Pit- Crew Yesterday.
The announcement was followed by Ferrari's Decision to take advantage of the
British Government's Work For the Dole Scheme and hire unemployed youths
from Glasgow.
The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how
unemployed youths in Easterhouse were able to remove a set of car wheels in
less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing
crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high-tech
gear.
This was thought to be an excellent yet bold move by Ferrari Management, as
most races are won & lost in the pits, Ferrari would have an advantage over
every team.
However Ferrari got more than they bargained for as, during the Crew's first
practice session, not only were the wee Glasgie pit crew able to change the tyres
in under 6 seconds but within 12 seconds they had resprayed, rebadged, and
had sold the vehicle over to the McLaren Team for four dozen cans of Special
Brew and a gram of Coke!!
The Ferrari F1 Team fired their entire Pit- Crew Yesterday.
The announcement was followed by Ferrari's Decision to take advantage of the
British Government's Work For the Dole Scheme and hire unemployed youths
from Glasgow.
The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how
unemployed youths in Easterhouse were able to remove a set of car wheels in
less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing
crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high-tech
gear.
This was thought to be an excellent yet bold move by Ferrari Management, as
most races are won & lost in the pits, Ferrari would have an advantage over
every team.
However Ferrari got more than they bargained for as, during the Crew's first
practice session, not only were the wee Glasgie pit crew able to change the tyres
in under 6 seconds but within 12 seconds they had resprayed, rebadged, and
had sold the vehicle over to the McLaren Team for four dozen cans of Special
Brew and a gram of Coke!!