Laz
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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman are all playing golf with their
>wives.
>
>The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and as she bends over to place
>her
>ball a gust of wind blows her skirt up and
>reveals her lack of underwear.
> "Good God! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded.
>"Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford to buy any".
>The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake
>of decency here's 50 pounds, go and buy yourself some dainties".
>
> Next the Irishman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over
>her
>head to reveal that she too is naked under it.
>"Bejasus woman. You've no knickers - why not"?
>She too explains, "You don't give me enough housekeeping money to be able
>to
>afford any".
> He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency here's 20
>pounds, go and buy yourself some!".
>
> Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee.
>Her skirt blows up to show that she is also wearing no undies.
>"Hoot, lassie! Why d'ye have no knickers?"
>She replies "I can't afford any on the money you give me"., "For the sake
>of
>decency here's a comb, tidy yourself up a bit.
>wives.
>
>The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and as she bends over to place
>her
>ball a gust of wind blows her skirt up and
>reveals her lack of underwear.
> "Good God! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded.
>"Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford to buy any".
>The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake
>of decency here's 50 pounds, go and buy yourself some dainties".
>
> Next the Irishman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over
>her
>head to reveal that she too is naked under it.
>"Bejasus woman. You've no knickers - why not"?
>She too explains, "You don't give me enough housekeeping money to be able
>to
>afford any".
> He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency here's 20
>pounds, go and buy yourself some!".
>
> Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee.
>Her skirt blows up to show that she is also wearing no undies.
>"Hoot, lassie! Why d'ye have no knickers?"
>She replies "I can't afford any on the money you give me"., "For the sake
>of
>decency here's a comb, tidy yourself up a bit.
