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LITTLE Mark ON Math
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds
sitting on a fence and
you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She
calls on little
MARK.
He replies, "None , they will all fly away with the
first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I
like your
thinking."
Then little MARK says, "I have a question for YOU.
There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
One is delicately licking the sides of the triple
scoop of ice cream.
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the
cone.
The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I
suppose the one
that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
To which Little MARK replied, "The correct answer is
'the one with the
Wedding ring on," but I like your thinking."
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LITTLE MARK ON MATH (Part 2)
Little MARK returns from school and says he got an F
in arithmetic
"Why?" asks the father?
"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3,'" I said "6",
replies MARK.
"But that's right!" says his dad.
"Yeah, but then she asked me "How much is 3x2?'"
"What's the ****ing difference?" asks the father
"That's what I said!"
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LITTLE MARK ON ENGLISH
Little MARK goes to school, and the teacher says,
"Today we are going
to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody
have an example of
a multi-syllable word?"
MARK says "Mas-tur-bate."
Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little MARK, that's
a mouthful."
Little MARK says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of
a blowjob."
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LITTLE MARK ON GRAMMAR
Little MARK was sitting in class one day. All of a
sudden, he needed
to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I
need to take a
piss!!"
The teacher replied, 'Now, MARK, that is NOT the
proper word to use in
this situation. The correct word you want to use is
'urinate.'
Please use the word 'ur-I-nate' in a sentence co
rrectly, and I will
allow You to go."
Little MARK, thinks for a bit, and then says, "You're
an eight, but if
you had bigger tits, you'd be a TEN!"
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LITTLE MARK ON GRAMMAR (Part 2)
One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher
asked for a
show of hands from those who could use the word
"beautiful" in the
same sentence twice.
First, she called! On little Suzie, who responded
with, "My father
bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked
beautiful in it."
"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then
called on little
Michael.
"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned
out beautifully."
She said, "Excellent, Michael!" Then the teacher
reluctantly called on
little MARK.
"Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my
father that she was
Pregnant, and he said 'Beautiful, just ****ing
beautiful!'"
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LITTLE MARK ON GETTING OLDER
Little MARK was sitting on a park bench munching on
one candy bar
after another.
After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him
said,
"Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for
you. It will give
you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."
Little MARK replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107
years old."
The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars
at a time?"
Little MARK answered, "No, he minded his own ****ing
business.
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I LOVE Little MARK!!!!!
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds
sitting on a fence and
you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She
calls on little
MARK.
He replies, "None , they will all fly away with the
first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I
like your
thinking."
Then little MARK says, "I have a question for YOU.
There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
One is delicately licking the sides of the triple
scoop of ice cream.
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the
cone.
The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I
suppose the one
that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
To which Little MARK replied, "The correct answer is
'the one with the
Wedding ring on," but I like your thinking."
---
LITTLE MARK ON MATH (Part 2)
Little MARK returns from school and says he got an F
in arithmetic
"Why?" asks the father?
"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3,'" I said "6",
replies MARK.
"But that's right!" says his dad.
"Yeah, but then she asked me "How much is 3x2?'"
"What's the ****ing difference?" asks the father
"That's what I said!"
---
LITTLE MARK ON ENGLISH
Little MARK goes to school, and the teacher says,
"Today we are going
to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody
have an example of
a multi-syllable word?"
MARK says "Mas-tur-bate."
Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little MARK, that's
a mouthful."
Little MARK says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of
a blowjob."
---
LITTLE MARK ON GRAMMAR
Little MARK was sitting in class one day. All of a
sudden, he needed
to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I
need to take a
piss!!"
The teacher replied, 'Now, MARK, that is NOT the
proper word to use in
this situation. The correct word you want to use is
'urinate.'
Please use the word 'ur-I-nate' in a sentence co
rrectly, and I will
allow You to go."
Little MARK, thinks for a bit, and then says, "You're
an eight, but if
you had bigger tits, you'd be a TEN!"
---
LITTLE MARK ON GRAMMAR (Part 2)
One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher
asked for a
show of hands from those who could use the word
"beautiful" in the
same sentence twice.
First, she called! On little Suzie, who responded
with, "My father
bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked
beautiful in it."
"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then
called on little
Michael.
"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned
out beautifully."
She said, "Excellent, Michael!" Then the teacher
reluctantly called on
little MARK.
"Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my
father that she was
Pregnant, and he said 'Beautiful, just ****ing
beautiful!'"
---
LITTLE MARK ON GETTING OLDER
Little MARK was sitting on a park bench munching on
one candy bar
after another.
After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him
said,
"Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for
you. It will give
you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."
Little MARK replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107
years old."
The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars
at a time?"
Little MARK answered, "No, he minded his own ****ing
business.
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I LOVE Little MARK!!!!!