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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and asks for
a drink. After a few minutes, the bartender hears
a phone ring. He sees the man lift up his hand and
start talking into it. When he stops talking, the
bartender asks,
"What are you doing?"
The man says, "I'm a telephone company executive.
I use the phone so much I got a phone implanted in
my hand."
Of course, the bartender didn't believe him, so
the man asked the bartender for the bar's phone
number. He punches it into his hand and the bar's
phone rings! The bartender can't believe this.
These two soon became good friends. About three
drinks later, the man asks where the bathroom is.
After about ten minutes, the bartender starts to
get worried and thinks that maybe he shorted out
his hand when he was washing his hands. The
bartender walks into the bathroom and sees the man
standing there with toilet paper crammed up his
butt.
The bartender asks, "What are you doing?"
The man says, "I'm just waiting for a fax."
a drink. After a few minutes, the bartender hears
a phone ring. He sees the man lift up his hand and
start talking into it. When he stops talking, the
bartender asks,
"What are you doing?"
The man says, "I'm a telephone company executive.
I use the phone so much I got a phone implanted in
my hand."
Of course, the bartender didn't believe him, so
the man asked the bartender for the bar's phone
number. He punches it into his hand and the bar's
phone rings! The bartender can't believe this.
These two soon became good friends. About three
drinks later, the man asks where the bathroom is.
After about ten minutes, the bartender starts to
get worried and thinks that maybe he shorted out
his hand when he was washing his hands. The
bartender walks into the bathroom and sees the man
standing there with toilet paper crammed up his
butt.
The bartender asks, "What are you doing?"
The man says, "I'm just waiting for a fax."