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Guys mi find dis email been looking 4 it a while now, found it so read on!!
Is dat mi?
DIARY OF A JAMAICAN WHO JUST MOVED TO SOUTH DAKOTA, USA
October 8th
We have arrived in America!!! Finally!!! This marks a new
chapter in our lives. It's very nice here.
It's a little cool, but who needs HOT weather?
This is perfect... not too hot, not too cold.
October 15th
It is getting a little cooler, but we are adjusting. We bought
some sweaters today and went for a short walk.
Loving America!!! This is what life's about.
October 30th
The weather is definitely cooler now. We taped all the windows
shut, so cold air cannot creep in... Outside may be cold, but it feels
like Jamaica in this house.
November 11th
The news reports say snow is on the way... we cannot wait!!! We
have never seen snow and it should be pretty exciting to see it for the first time.
November 14th
Started snowing. The first of the season and the first real snow
we have ever seen. The wife cooked buttered buns and we sat by the window watching soft flakes drift down, clinging to the trees and covering the ground.
Could never do anything like this in Jamaica. IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL
SIGHT!!!
November 15th
We woke to a lovely blanket of crystal white snow covering the
landscape. What a FANTASTIC sight!
Every tree and shrub was covered like a beautiful white mantle. I shoveled snow for the first time and loved it.
I did both our driveway and sidewalk. Later, the city snow plow came along and accidentally covered up our driveway with compacted snow from the street.
The driver smiled and waved and I waved back and shoveled again.Americans are so friendly!
November 18th
It snowed an additional twelve inches last night and the
> >>temperature has dropped to around four degrees.
> >>The cold weather is not so bad...we can
> >>take this, not at all as bad as we imagined. Several limbs on the
> >>trees and shrubs have snapped due to the weight of the snow.
> >> I shoveled our driveway again. Shortly afterwards the snow
> >> plow came by and did his trick again. Much of the snow is now brownish
> gray.
>
> November 19th
> >>Warmed up enough during the day to create some slush, which soon
> >>became ice again. Bought snow tires for both cars.
> >>I slipped and fell on my "batty" in the driveway,
> >>paid $130 for the chiropractor, but fortunately
> >>nothing was broken. More snow and ice expected.
>
> November 20th
> Still cold. Sold my wife's BMW and bought a 4x4 in order to get
> to work.
>
> November 21st
> >>On my way to work, the 4x4 skidded into the guardrail and did
> >>considerable damage to the right fender. We had another
> >>15 inches of white shit last light. The vehicle is covered in
> >>salt and crud. More shoveling in store for me today.
> >>Di damn snowplow man do him job again.
> >> Watch me an' him!
>
> November 22nd
> >>Blouse and skirt... the first heating bill just come! A how the
> >>hell it come to so much???
>
> November 30th
> >>A two frigging degrees out a door! And more rahtid snow de pon de
> >>way. Not a tree or shrub ina di yawd whe no get damage.
> >>De power off most of the night. Wi try to keep from freezing
> >>to death wid candles and kerosene heater, but the heater
> >>tip over an' nearly bun dung the rassclath house.
> >>Mi manage to put out the flames, but end up wid second
> >>degree burns pan mi hands, bun off mi yeyebrow and yeyelash dem.
> >>Den de car slide on the white shit (again!) on the way to the hospital
> >>and wi haffi write it off.
>
> December 5th
> >>Rahtid... dis snow yah nuh out fi stop??? Di ting keeps coming
> >>down! Mi affi put on all a di clothes wey mi own just fi go out to di
> damn
> >>mailbox.
> >>If I ever catch the bitch wey drive di rahtid snowplow yuh see, I
> >>gwine mek him mumma feel it. Me really think sey 'im hide round di
> corner
> >>and wait 'til me finish shovel, den come down the street fast fast and
> >>cover up wi driveway again. Wicked nuh blow wow!!!
>
> December 10th
> >>The power still off. The toilette freeze up some part a di roof
> >>look like it out fi cave in.
>
> December 15th
> >>Eleven more bomboclaath inches a snow an' ice!!!!!!!!!! Jah
> >>know...dis no right! I wounded the snowplow wid di pick ax,
> >>but the driva get weh.
>
> December 16th
> The wife took off and left me.
>
> December 18th
> >>The rass car won't start and mi tink mi ah go snow-blind. Mi caan
> >>feel mi toe dem and mi nuh see the booldclaath sun fi weeks!!!!
> >>An' guess wha?
> >>The weatherman ah predict more snow!!!!!!!! Good fi rass him.
> >>The wind chill is 30 pussyclaath degrees below zero!!
>
> December 22nd
> >>Me a move back to Jamaica teday 'cause dis place yah a go kill
> >>mi!!!! If me can ketch a flight, at least mi will reach just in time fi
> >>Christmas dung a yard. 'Merica a nuh fi everybody!!!!
>
Is dat mi?
DIARY OF A JAMAICAN WHO JUST MOVED TO SOUTH DAKOTA, USA
October 8th
We have arrived in America!!! Finally!!! This marks a new
chapter in our lives. It's very nice here.
It's a little cool, but who needs HOT weather?
This is perfect... not too hot, not too cold.
October 15th
It is getting a little cooler, but we are adjusting. We bought
some sweaters today and went for a short walk.
Loving America!!! This is what life's about.
October 30th
The weather is definitely cooler now. We taped all the windows
shut, so cold air cannot creep in... Outside may be cold, but it feels
like Jamaica in this house.
November 11th
The news reports say snow is on the way... we cannot wait!!! We
have never seen snow and it should be pretty exciting to see it for the first time.
November 14th
Started snowing. The first of the season and the first real snow
we have ever seen. The wife cooked buttered buns and we sat by the window watching soft flakes drift down, clinging to the trees and covering the ground.
Could never do anything like this in Jamaica. IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL
SIGHT!!!
November 15th
We woke to a lovely blanket of crystal white snow covering the
landscape. What a FANTASTIC sight!
Every tree and shrub was covered like a beautiful white mantle. I shoveled snow for the first time and loved it.
I did both our driveway and sidewalk. Later, the city snow plow came along and accidentally covered up our driveway with compacted snow from the street.
The driver smiled and waved and I waved back and shoveled again.Americans are so friendly!
November 18th
It snowed an additional twelve inches last night and the
> >>temperature has dropped to around four degrees.
> >>The cold weather is not so bad...we can
> >>take this, not at all as bad as we imagined. Several limbs on the
> >>trees and shrubs have snapped due to the weight of the snow.
> >> I shoveled our driveway again. Shortly afterwards the snow
> >> plow came by and did his trick again. Much of the snow is now brownish
> gray.
>
> November 19th
> >>Warmed up enough during the day to create some slush, which soon
> >>became ice again. Bought snow tires for both cars.
> >>I slipped and fell on my "batty" in the driveway,
> >>paid $130 for the chiropractor, but fortunately
> >>nothing was broken. More snow and ice expected.
>
> November 20th
> Still cold. Sold my wife's BMW and bought a 4x4 in order to get
> to work.
>
> November 21st
> >>On my way to work, the 4x4 skidded into the guardrail and did
> >>considerable damage to the right fender. We had another
> >>15 inches of white shit last light. The vehicle is covered in
> >>salt and crud. More shoveling in store for me today.
> >>Di damn snowplow man do him job again.
> >> Watch me an' him!
>
> November 22nd
> >>Blouse and skirt... the first heating bill just come! A how the
> >>hell it come to so much???
>
> November 30th
> >>A two frigging degrees out a door! And more rahtid snow de pon de
> >>way. Not a tree or shrub ina di yawd whe no get damage.
> >>De power off most of the night. Wi try to keep from freezing
> >>to death wid candles and kerosene heater, but the heater
> >>tip over an' nearly bun dung the rassclath house.
> >>Mi manage to put out the flames, but end up wid second
> >>degree burns pan mi hands, bun off mi yeyebrow and yeyelash dem.
> >>Den de car slide on the white shit (again!) on the way to the hospital
> >>and wi haffi write it off.
>
> December 5th
> >>Rahtid... dis snow yah nuh out fi stop??? Di ting keeps coming
> >>down! Mi affi put on all a di clothes wey mi own just fi go out to di
> damn
> >>mailbox.
> >>If I ever catch the bitch wey drive di rahtid snowplow yuh see, I
> >>gwine mek him mumma feel it. Me really think sey 'im hide round di
> corner
> >>and wait 'til me finish shovel, den come down the street fast fast and
> >>cover up wi driveway again. Wicked nuh blow wow!!!
>
> December 10th
> >>The power still off. The toilette freeze up some part a di roof
> >>look like it out fi cave in.
>
> December 15th
> >>Eleven more bomboclaath inches a snow an' ice!!!!!!!!!! Jah
> >>know...dis no right! I wounded the snowplow wid di pick ax,
> >>but the driva get weh.
>
> December 16th
> The wife took off and left me.
>
> December 18th
> >>The rass car won't start and mi tink mi ah go snow-blind. Mi caan
> >>feel mi toe dem and mi nuh see the booldclaath sun fi weeks!!!!
> >>An' guess wha?
> >>The weatherman ah predict more snow!!!!!!!! Good fi rass him.
> >>The wind chill is 30 pussyclaath degrees below zero!!
>
> December 22nd
> >>Me a move back to Jamaica teday 'cause dis place yah a go kill
> >>mi!!!! If me can ketch a flight, at least mi will reach just in time fi
> >>Christmas dung a yard. 'Merica a nuh fi everybody!!!!
>
