Dear Wife:
You must realize that you are 54 years old,
and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy.
I am otherwise happy with you as a wife,
and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn
that by the time you receive this letter,
I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year old teaching assistant.
Sincerely,
Your Husband
I'll be home before midnight.
When he arrived at the hotel,
there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:
Dear Husband: You, too, are 54 years old and by the time you receive this letter,
I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year old pool boy.
Since you are a mathematician, you will appreciate
that 18 goes into 54 more times than 54 goes into 18.
Therefore don't wait up.
Your Wife ------
You must realize that you are 54 years old,
and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy.
I am otherwise happy with you as a wife,
and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn
that by the time you receive this letter,
I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year old teaching assistant.
Sincerely,
Your Husband
I'll be home before midnight.
When he arrived at the hotel,
there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:
Dear Husband: You, too, are 54 years old and by the time you receive this letter,
I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year old pool boy.
Since you are a mathematician, you will appreciate
that 18 goes into 54 more times than 54 goes into 18.
Therefore don't wait up.
Your Wife ------