Dear John Letter

janiedriver

janiedriver

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The ultimate response to a Dear John letter... You gotta love a man like
this!!!! Humor in the face of defeat.


A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a
letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept
with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him.
AND, she wanted pictures of herself back.

So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went
around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women
he could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and
without) to his girlfriend with the following note:

"I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send
the rest back."
 
The-poacher

The-poacher

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That is not a joke its been done many times <> quite a few from soldiers in my regiment when I was in the Army <> as far as I recall No Ex-girlfriend returned any pics.I recall one guy sending his girlfriends pic with several of his mates (male) with a line to the effect
"Thank U very much for your letter heres your pic with some of my new lovers Im glad I found out I was bi so your dear john is no heartbreaker"
 
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