contagious (little jonny)

A teacher asks her class to use the word 'contagious'.

Roland the class swot, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles
and my Mum said it was contagious."

"Well done, Roland" says the teacher. "Can anyone else try?

"Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says
there's a bug going round, and it's contagious."

"Well done, Katie" says the teacher. "Anyone else?"

Little Johnny jumps up and says, "Our next door neighbour is painting
his house with a two-inch Brush and my Dad says it will take the
contagious!"
 
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