Tech Support: "How can I help you?"
Customer: "Well, everything is working fine, but there is one program that is not."
Tech Support: "What program is it?"
Customer: "It's called 'MSDOS Prompt'."
Tech Support: "What's wrong with it?"
Customer: "Well, I click on it, a black screen shows up with NOTHING but a sign that reads: 'C:\WINDOWS>', and it just sits there and doesn't do anything. I have to turn off the system to go back to Windows
and another one:
Tech Support: "Please right click the 'My Connection' icon on your screen."
Customer: "Right click?"
Tech Support: "Yes, press the right button on your mouse."
Customer: "There is no right button on my mouse. But there is one over the one I'm usually clicking."
Tech Support: "Ehh...is your mouse positioned horizontally or vertically?"
Customer: "Horizontally."
Tech Support: "Turn your mouse 90 degrees to the right, and then click the right mouse button."
Customer: "Ohh...it's a lot easier to use it now! It moves better too. Is this the way I'm supposed to use the mouse?"
Tech Support: "Yes."
Customer: "I'm so stupid!"
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Customer: "Well, everything is working fine, but there is one program that is not."
Tech Support: "What program is it?"
Customer: "It's called 'MSDOS Prompt'."
Tech Support: "What's wrong with it?"
Customer: "Well, I click on it, a black screen shows up with NOTHING but a sign that reads: 'C:\WINDOWS>', and it just sits there and doesn't do anything. I have to turn off the system to go back to Windows
and another one:
Tech Support: "Please right click the 'My Connection' icon on your screen."
Customer: "Right click?"
Tech Support: "Yes, press the right button on your mouse."
Customer: "There is no right button on my mouse. But there is one over the one I'm usually clicking."
Tech Support: "Ehh...is your mouse positioned horizontally or vertically?"
Customer: "Horizontally."
Tech Support: "Turn your mouse 90 degrees to the right, and then click the right mouse button."
Customer: "Ohh...it's a lot easier to use it now! It moves better too. Is this the way I'm supposed to use the mouse?"
Tech Support: "Yes."
Customer: "I'm so stupid!"
Found this and many others at:
h**p://www.rinkworks.com/stupid