Three blondes are talking about their boyfriends.
"It's funny," says Samantha, "Peter's balls are always cold as
ice when I'm giving him a blowjob!"
"You know what?" replies Jenny, "It's exactly the same with my
Richard!"
They turn to the third blonde and ask: "When you blow Chris, are
his balls cold, also?"
"Ugh! That's disgusting! I never put his thing in my mouth!"
"You're crazy," one of the blondes pipes up. "A good blowjob is
the best way to keep a guy! You should try it!"
She says she'll think about it.
The next morning, they meet at the cafe and the blowjob novice is
sporting a wicked shiner.
"Whoa!" the first blonde asks, "How did you get that black eye?!"
"Chris hit me when I was blowing him," she said.
"What on earth for?!" the second blonde asks.
"I don't know," she replies. "All I did was tell him how strange
it was that his balls were so warm, seeing as Pete and Richard's
are so cold!"
"It's funny," says Samantha, "Peter's balls are always cold as
ice when I'm giving him a blowjob!"
"You know what?" replies Jenny, "It's exactly the same with my
Richard!"
They turn to the third blonde and ask: "When you blow Chris, are
his balls cold, also?"
"Ugh! That's disgusting! I never put his thing in my mouth!"
"You're crazy," one of the blondes pipes up. "A good blowjob is
the best way to keep a guy! You should try it!"
She says she'll think about it.
The next morning, they meet at the cafe and the blowjob novice is
sporting a wicked shiner.
"Whoa!" the first blonde asks, "How did you get that black eye?!"
"Chris hit me when I was blowing him," she said.
"What on earth for?!" the second blonde asks.
"I don't know," she replies. "All I did was tell him how strange
it was that his balls were so warm, seeing as Pete and Richard's
are so cold!"
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