A newly married couple returned to their house after being on
honeymoon.
"Care to go upstairs and have a shag?" the husband asked.
"Shhhh!" said the bride, "All the neighbours will know what we're
about to do. These walls are paper thin. In the future, we'll have to
ask each other in code. For example, how about asking 'Have you left
the washing machine door open' instead?"
So the following night, the husband asks, "I don't suppose you left
the washing machine door open, did you?"
"No, I definitely shut it", replied the wife who rolled over and fell
asleep.
When she woke up however, she was feeling a little amorous herself and
she nudged her husband and said, "I think I did leave the washing
machine door open after all. Would you like to do some washing?"
"No thanks" said the husband, "It was only a small load and I've done
it by hand."
honeymoon.
"Care to go upstairs and have a shag?" the husband asked.
"Shhhh!" said the bride, "All the neighbours will know what we're
about to do. These walls are paper thin. In the future, we'll have to
ask each other in code. For example, how about asking 'Have you left
the washing machine door open' instead?"
So the following night, the husband asks, "I don't suppose you left
the washing machine door open, did you?"
"No, I definitely shut it", replied the wife who rolled over and fell
asleep.
When she woke up however, she was feeling a little amorous herself and
she nudged her husband and said, "I think I did leave the washing
machine door open after all. Would you like to do some washing?"
"No thanks" said the husband, "It was only a small load and I've done
it by hand."
