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<tt>Check if you got enrolled into a cheap HMO, here are the top 10
things to watch out for.
10. Annual breast exam conducted at Hooters.
9. Directions to your doctor's office include, "take a left when
you enter the trailer park."
8. Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicle.
7. Only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
6. Only item listed under Preventive Care feature of coverage is "an
apple a day".
5. Your "primary care physician" is wearing the pants you gave to
Goodwill last month.
4. "Patient responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges" is not a
typo.
3. The only expense covered 100% is embalming.
2. With you last HMO, your Viagra pills didn't come in different
colors with little "M"s on them.
And Number 1 Sign You've Joined a Cheap HMO......
1. You ask for Viagra. You get a Popsicle stick and duct tape.</tt>
things to watch out for.
10. Annual breast exam conducted at Hooters.
9. Directions to your doctor's office include, "take a left when
you enter the trailer park."
8. Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicle.
7. Only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
6. Only item listed under Preventive Care feature of coverage is "an
apple a day".
5. Your "primary care physician" is wearing the pants you gave to
Goodwill last month.
4. "Patient responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges" is not a
typo.
3. The only expense covered 100% is embalming.
2. With you last HMO, your Viagra pills didn't come in different
colors with little "M"s on them.
And Number 1 Sign You've Joined a Cheap HMO......
1. You ask for Viagra. You get a Popsicle stick and duct tape.</tt>
