Caught putting on a condom

Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom one
day only to catch him sitting on the side of
his bed sliding on a condom. Johnny's father,
in attempt to hide his full erection with a
condom on it, bent over as if to look under the
bed.

Little Johnny asked curiously, "What ya doin dad?"

His father quickly replied, "I thought I saw a
rat go underneath the bed",
to which Little Johnny replied "What ya gonna do,
f*ck him to death?"
 
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