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Boudreaux, the cajun fireman came home from work one day and said to
his wife, "Ya know sumpin, we have a wonderful new system at de fire
station."
Bell 1 rings -- we put on our jackets,
Bell 2 rings -- we slide down the de pole,
Bell 3 rings -- we jump on de ingine and we's ready to go.
From now on, when I says "Bell 1," I want you to strip naked. When I
says "Bell 2," you jump on the bed. When I says "Bell tree," we's gonna mek
love all tru the night.
The next night he came home and yelled "Bell 1," his wife stripes
down, he yells "Bell 2." she jumps on the bed. Bell 3 and they are
off making love.
After a few minutes the wife yelled out "BELL 4."
What the hell is "Bell 4?" He asked.
She replied: " Roll out more hose, you ain't nowhere near de fire."
his wife, "Ya know sumpin, we have a wonderful new system at de fire
station."
Bell 1 rings -- we put on our jackets,
Bell 2 rings -- we slide down the de pole,
Bell 3 rings -- we jump on de ingine and we's ready to go.
From now on, when I says "Bell 1," I want you to strip naked. When I
says "Bell 2," you jump on the bed. When I says "Bell tree," we's gonna mek
love all tru the night.
The next night he came home and yelled "Bell 1," his wife stripes
down, he yells "Bell 2." she jumps on the bed. Bell 3 and they are
off making love.
After a few minutes the wife yelled out "BELL 4."
What the hell is "Bell 4?" He asked.
She replied: " Roll out more hose, you ain't nowhere near de fire."