Bubba is ah suin'

Down south, Bubba Bill called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they's suin' them cigarette companies fer causin' people to git cancer?"
"Yes, Bubba Bill, sure is true," responded the lawyer.
"And now someone is suin' them fast food restaurants fer makin' them fat an'cloggin' their arteries with all them burgers an' fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer?"
"Sure is, Bubba Bill."
"And that lady sued McDonald's for millions when she was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?" Yep!
"And that football player sued that university when he gradiated and still couldn't read?"
"That's right," said the lawyer. "But why are you asking?"
"Well, I was thinkin' . . . What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer all them ugly women I slept with?"
 
You betcha. But ours are more like brain goggles. Why do you think we laugh at all your jokes, and tell you how wonderful you are after.......
 
janiedriver said:
Why do you think we laugh at all your jokes, and tell you how wonderful you are after.......
my point is "DO WE REALLY CARE" after .......... and you will have heard the quote .... "OF COURSE YOU LOOK GOOD IN THAT" lol :p :p :p works both ways janie lol lol :)
 
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