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A Mother had 3 virgin daughters and they were all getting married
within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how
their
sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a
postcard
from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding.
The
card said nothing but "Nescafe". Mom was puzzled at first, but then
went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till
the
last drop."
Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding,
and
the card read: "Benson & Hedges". Mom now knew to go straight to her
husbands'cigarettes, and she read from the Benson & Hedges pack:
"Extra Long. king-size".
She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited
for a
week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a
whole
month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky handwriting
were
the
words "British Airways". Mom took out her latest Harper's Bazaar
magazine flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally
found
the "ad" for BA.
The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days a week, BOTH ways."
Mom fainted.....!!!!!!!!!!!!
within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how
their
sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a
postcard
from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding.
The
card said nothing but "Nescafe". Mom was puzzled at first, but then
went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till
the
last drop."
Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding,
and
the card read: "Benson & Hedges". Mom now knew to go straight to her
husbands'cigarettes, and she read from the Benson & Hedges pack:
"Extra Long. king-size".
She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited
for a
week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a
whole
month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky handwriting
were
the
words "British Airways". Mom took out her latest Harper's Bazaar
magazine flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally
found
the "ad" for BA.
The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days a week, BOTH ways."
Mom fainted.....!!!!!!!!!!!!
