BEST SEX IN 50 YEARS
An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner
together in a small tavern The husband leans over and
asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had
sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this
tavern where you leaned against the fence and I made love to you."
"Yes," she says, "I remember it well."
"OK," he says, "how about taking a stroll round there
again and we can do it for old time's sake?"
"Oooooooh Henry, you devil, that sounds like a good idea," she answers.
There's a police officer sitting in the next booth
listening to all this, and having a chuckle to
himself. He thinks, "I've got to see these two
old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep
an eye on them so there's no trouble." So he followsthem.
They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other
for support, aided by walking sticks. Finally they get
to the back of the tavern and make their way to the
fence. The old lady lifts her skirt, takes her
knickers down and the old man drops his trousers. She
turns around and as she hangs on to the fence, the old
man moves in. Suddenly they erupt into the most
furious sex that the watching policeman has ever seen.
They are bucking and jumping like eighteen-year-olds.
This goes on for about forty minutes! She's yelling,
"Ohhh, God!" He's hanging on to her hips for dear
life. This is the most athletic sex imaginable.
Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned
something about life that he didn't know. After about
half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the
old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.
The policeman, still watching thinks, that was truly
amazing, he was going like a train. I've got to ask
him what his secret is. As the couple passes, he says
to them, "That was something else! You must have been
having sex for about forty minutes. How do you manage
it? You must have had a fantastic life together. Is
there some sort of secret?"
The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."
An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner
together in a small tavern The husband leans over and
asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had
sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this
tavern where you leaned against the fence and I made love to you."
"Yes," she says, "I remember it well."
"OK," he says, "how about taking a stroll round there
again and we can do it for old time's sake?"
"Oooooooh Henry, you devil, that sounds like a good idea," she answers.
There's a police officer sitting in the next booth
listening to all this, and having a chuckle to
himself. He thinks, "I've got to see these two
old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep
an eye on them so there's no trouble." So he followsthem.
They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other
for support, aided by walking sticks. Finally they get
to the back of the tavern and make their way to the
fence. The old lady lifts her skirt, takes her
knickers down and the old man drops his trousers. She
turns around and as she hangs on to the fence, the old
man moves in. Suddenly they erupt into the most
furious sex that the watching policeman has ever seen.
They are bucking and jumping like eighteen-year-olds.
This goes on for about forty minutes! She's yelling,
"Ohhh, God!" He's hanging on to her hips for dear
life. This is the most athletic sex imaginable.
Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned
something about life that he didn't know. After about
half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the
old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.
The policeman, still watching thinks, that was truly
amazing, he was going like a train. I've got to ask
him what his secret is. As the couple passes, he says
to them, "That was something else! You must have been
having sex for about forty minutes. How do you manage
it? You must have had a fantastic life together. Is
there some sort of secret?"
The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."
