Be Strong

A prisoner escapes from his prison where he had been
kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house
and breaks into it looking for money and guns but he
finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed, ties him up on a chair.
While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her,
kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.

While he is in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He
probably spent lots of time in prison, and hasn't seen a woman in
years. I saw how he kissed your neck.

If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just
do what he tells you, give him satisfaction. This guy
must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he will kill us.
Be strong, honey. I love you"

To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my
neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was
gay and found you very sexy, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you too..."
 
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