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A Scotsman, an Italian, and an Irishman are in a bar.
They are having a good time, and all agree that the bar is a nice place.
Then the Scotsman says " Aye, this bar is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Glasgee, there's a better one. At McDougals bar, ye buy a drink, ye buy a drink, and McDougal himself will buy yir third drink!"
The others agree that sounds like a good place.
Then the Italian say's, "Yeah, dat's a nice bar, but where I come from, dere's a better one. In Roma, dere's dis place, Vincenzo's. At Vincenzo's, you buy a drink, Vincenzo buys you a drink. You buy annuda drink, Vincenzo buys you annuda drink."
Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar.
Then the Irishman says, "You tink dat's great? Where oi come from in Dublin, dere's dis place called Morphy's. At Morphy's they boy you your forst drink, dey boy you your second drink, den dey boy you your third drink, and den, after all dat, dey take you in de back and you get laid!"
"Wow!" say the other two. "That's fantastic! Did it actually happen to you?"
"No", says the Irish guy, "But it happened to me sister!"
They are having a good time, and all agree that the bar is a nice place.
Then the Scotsman says " Aye, this bar is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Glasgee, there's a better one. At McDougals bar, ye buy a drink, ye buy a drink, and McDougal himself will buy yir third drink!"
The others agree that sounds like a good place.
Then the Italian say's, "Yeah, dat's a nice bar, but where I come from, dere's a better one. In Roma, dere's dis place, Vincenzo's. At Vincenzo's, you buy a drink, Vincenzo buys you a drink. You buy annuda drink, Vincenzo buys you annuda drink."
Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar.
Then the Irishman says, "You tink dat's great? Where oi come from in Dublin, dere's dis place called Morphy's. At Morphy's they boy you your forst drink, dey boy you your second drink, den dey boy you your third drink, and den, after all dat, dey take you in de back and you get laid!"
"Wow!" say the other two. "That's fantastic! Did it actually happen to you?"
"No", says the Irish guy, "But it happened to me sister!"
