AndrejX
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Attracting girls ( rude )
An Irishman was in the South of France, and could
not understand why Pierre had attracted all the
girls at the beach and he pulled nothing.
So he asked Pierre, "Why do you get all the girls
and I get nothing?"
Pierre said "It's because I wear a Speedo bathing
suit. The women, they love to see a man in a Speedo."
So the Irishman buys a Speedo and tosses his baggy
shorts in the garbage. He struts up and down the
beach but still he has no luck attracting any women.
He finds Pierre again and asks for his advice.
Pierre, taking a look at Paddy in his Speedo says,
"Take a potato, tuck it in your Speedo, it drives
the women wild."
So the Irishman stuffed a potato in his Speedo and
paraded up and the beach once again.
Many hours later, still no woman. So the Irishman
went to see Pierre again and said, "I've tried the
Speedo bathing suit, I've tried the potato but it
doesn't work".
Pierre looked at the Irishman and said "Have you
tried putting the potato in the front?"
An Irishman was in the South of France, and could
not understand why Pierre had attracted all the
girls at the beach and he pulled nothing.
So he asked Pierre, "Why do you get all the girls
and I get nothing?"
Pierre said "It's because I wear a Speedo bathing
suit. The women, they love to see a man in a Speedo."
So the Irishman buys a Speedo and tosses his baggy
shorts in the garbage. He struts up and down the
beach but still he has no luck attracting any women.
He finds Pierre again and asks for his advice.
Pierre, taking a look at Paddy in his Speedo says,
"Take a potato, tuck it in your Speedo, it drives
the women wild."
So the Irishman stuffed a potato in his Speedo and
paraded up and the beach once again.
Many hours later, still no woman. So the Irishman
went to see Pierre again and said, "I've tried the
Speedo bathing suit, I've tried the potato but it
doesn't work".
Pierre looked at the Irishman and said "Have you
tried putting the potato in the front?"