The owner of a golf course in Arkansas was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Arkansas and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my earrings."
You gotta love those Arkansas women!
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A group of Arkansas friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck.
"Where's Bubba?" the others asked.
"Bubba had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied.
"You left Bubba laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired.
"A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going steal Bubba!"
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Regarding the year 2000, a senior at U of A was overheard saying, "when the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Arkansas." When asked why, he stated that everything happens here 20 years later than the rest of the civilized world.
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The young Arkansan came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"
Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?"
The young Arkansan answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."
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NEWS FLASH! - ----- Arkansas's worst air disaster occurred when a small two-seater Cessna 150 plane, piloted by two University of Arkansas students, crashed into a cemetery earlier today in Little Rock. Arkansas search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect the number to climb as digging continues into the evening. The pilot and copilot survived and are helping in the recovery efforts.
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An Arkansas State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-71. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"
Bubba replied, "Bout whut?
He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Arkansas and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my earrings."
You gotta love those Arkansas women!
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A group of Arkansas friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck.
"Where's Bubba?" the others asked.
"Bubba had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied.
"You left Bubba laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired.
"A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going steal Bubba!"
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Regarding the year 2000, a senior at U of A was overheard saying, "when the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Arkansas." When asked why, he stated that everything happens here 20 years later than the rest of the civilized world.
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The young Arkansan came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"
Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?"
The young Arkansan answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."
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NEWS FLASH! - ----- Arkansas's worst air disaster occurred when a small two-seater Cessna 150 plane, piloted by two University of Arkansas students, crashed into a cemetery earlier today in Little Rock. Arkansas search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect the number to climb as digging continues into the evening. The pilot and copilot survived and are helping in the recovery efforts.
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An Arkansas State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-71. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"
Bubba replied, "Bout whut?
