Well, the other big event has now happened, unless there was a security breach more embarrassing than the newspaper reporter getting in with dodgy papers and a fake "bomb".
Mr. Grumpy married Ms. Frumpy.. and Mumsy did not attend... the continuing saga of Britain's most dysfunctional family.
Oh well, off to the reception, and then off to watch the Grand National ... and if the bride goes to the wrong entrance, she'll end up with a bridle!
PS. In case the Ken and Deidre reference didn't travel well, THEY are characters in the long running TV soap (well, it's outlasted Dallas, Dynasty and many others) "Coronation Street".
I've lost count of how many marriages and affairs Deidre "sexy specs" has had..