Anyone seen my cock?

DREEMTHEEF

DREEMTHEEF

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The Priest in a small Irish village was very fond of the chickens he kept in the hen house at the back of the parish house. He had a cock rooster and about ten hens.

One Saturday night the cock rooster was missing and as that was the time he suspected that cock fights occurred in the village he decided to do something about it at the church the next morning.

At Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?"

All of the men stood up.

"No no" he said "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?"

All of the women stood up.

"No no" he said "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?"

Half the women stood up.

"No no" he said "That wasn't what I meant either. Has anybody seen my cock?"

All the choir boys stood up.



....DreeM :)
 
davydz

davydz

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A new young cock is put in the chicken coop by the farmer.
The old cock goes up to him and suggests they share the chickens but the new cock says "no why should I share with you when your old and tired and Im so much stronger and more virile than you"
Ok says the old cock lets have a race three times around the farmhouse and the winner gets all the chickens.
Fine by me says the young cock so the race begins.
The young cock takes off and leaves the old cock way behind.
As the young cock comes round the farmhouse for the second time the older cock whos been conserving his strength takes off just in front of the younger bird and being less tired can keep in front.
As they come around the front of the farmhouse for the third time the farmer who has been sitting in his favorite chair on the front porch picks up his shotgun and shots dead the young cock.
Damn says the farmer, thats the third gay cock Ive bought in the last month.
Moral : Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill.
 
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