A whale of a joke

A male whale and a female whale were swimming
off the coast of Japan when they noticed a
whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as
the same ship that had harpooned his father
many years earlier. He said to the female whale,
"Lets both swim under the ship and blow out our
air hole at the same time and it should cause
the ship to turn over and sink." They tried it
and sure enough, the ship turned over and
quickly sank.

Soon however, the whales realized the sailors
were swimming to the safety of the shore. The
male whale was enraged that they were going to
get away and told the female, "Lets swim after
them and gobble them up before they reach the
shore.

At this point, he realized the female was
becoming reluctant to follow him. "Look," she
said, "I went along with the blow job, but I
absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen.":D
 
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