A Virus Warning !!

RASTABT

RASTABT

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Just got this via email sorry if it's been posted B4.;)

> >If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes, " delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do
> >not
> >open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase
> >everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks
> >within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetises the strips on ALL of
> your
> >credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking
> >on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you
> >attempt
> >to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 1-800 numbers.
>
> >This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.
> >IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING. It will drink
>
> >ALL of your beer.
> >
> >FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??? It will leave dirty underwear on the
>
> >coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo
>
> >with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine. If the "Bedtimes" message opened in
>
> >a Windows ME/XP environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave
> >your
> >hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not
> >only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will
> >also
> >refill your Skim milk with whole milk
 
VIPER_1069

VIPER_1069

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You know RASTA some really really panicky people will ACTUALLY think this is real !? sad to say but stuff even as daft as this will cause uproar and mass hysteria .... well it had me laughing hard lol lol lol :)
 
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LTR12101B

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You missed out the crucial bit....

{insert company name} say this is the worst virus they've ever seen, and there is no cure.

In this case, AOL would be the #1 choice for company name (am I maligning AOL-ers?)
 
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