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Here's an oldie but still bring tears to my eyes...also in these Languages German,Mars,English Dutch, Russian Jamacian and other.
Rasta Loan Application
NAME: Bobo Dread Amaka Baka Fari
AGE: Rasta nuh count birtday
DATE OF BIRTH: Mi sey Rasta nuh deal wid dem tings deh man
ADDRESS: Up inna di hill dung a Wesmorlan
TEL. NO.: I man Doan participate ina di Babylan system
MARITAL STATUS: SINGLE/MARRIED/NO. OF CHILDREN: I and I is a single married man wid nuff queen an 21 likkle soljas a run bout di island
OCCUPATION: Sell Jelly coknat pan Spanish Town Rd. and weed outta mi Kitchen winda
COMPANY NAME: I man noh keep company, yuh noh seet.
PRESENT POSITION: Mi like di Lizzad lap and back-shat posishan but mi open to any adda posishan...yah nuh seet.
AVERAGE MONTHLY INCOME: Depends pan di season and di demans fi di weed..some time bizniss slow an ting
CREDIT REFERENCE: Mor Fyah! I man noh deal wid credit. Strickly up front dallas a do it
UNSECURED OVERDRAFT LIMIT: A wha di bloodclaat dat. Weh di I noh chat English?
SECURED OVERDRAFT LIMIT: Mi sey yuh fi chat english!!!
PERSONAL LOAN AMOUNT: Yuh waan si, Tony owe mi bout 40 gran from bout 3 mont now.. A gwine buss up him Claat when a buck im up
MONTHLY PAYMENT: Ask Tony cause a monts now mi nuh si nat a cent fram im
NO. OF MONTHLY PAYMENT OUTSTANDING: Is wha do dis ooman doah eeh?
Yuh def?
Yuh com back a ask di same foolishness? Mi seh Tony nuh pay mi back nat a cent a mi money yet, so all a it outstanding.
MORTGAGE LOAN AMOUNT: Sistren, mi naah lie. Mi nuh pay margage fi mi zinc shed..is I man buil dat pan kapcha lan
MONTHLY PAYMENT: Yuh com back a ask di same foolishness again?
NO.OF MONTHLY PAYMENT OUTSTANDING: Is wha do dis wooman dowe eeh? MI SEY TONY NOH PAY MI MONEY YET!!
THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER.
APPLICATION FOR LOAN DENIED: GUH WEH!!!
..Unnuh hypocrite an Sadomite unu! .......Fyah bun fi unnuh! Mi Bobo Dread Amaka Baka Fari seh dat. Guh weh!!!
TRANSLATED Version..
Rasta Loan Application
NAME: Bobo Dread Amaka Baka Fari
AGE: Rasta don't count birtday
DATE OF BIRTH: I said Rasta don't deal with those things
ADDRESS: Up in the hills down in Wesmorland
TEL. NO.: I don't participate in the corrupt establishment, the "system, "
MARITAL STATUS: SINGLE/MARRIED/NO. OF CHILDREN: I'm single but married with lot's of wife's and 21 kids all over the island.
OCCUPATION: I sell Jelly coconuts along Spanish Town Rd. and weed from my Kitchen window
COMPANY NAME: I don't keep company, your not hearing me.
PRESENT POSITION: I love the Lizzad lap and back-shot positions but I'm open to any other positions ...you get my drift(sex).
AVERAGE MONTHLY INCOME: Depends on the season and the demands for the weed..some time business is very slow.
CREDIT REFERENCE: More fire! I don't deal with credit. Strickly up front cash is doing it for me
UNSECURED OVERDRAFT LIMIT: What the F*** is that! What am I not speaking English?
SECURED OVERDRAFT LIMIT: I've said to speak english!!!
PERSONAL LOAN AMOUNT: You need to see Tony, he has about 40 grand for me over 3 months now! And I'm going to beat him up when I see him up
MONTHLY PAYMENT: Ask Tony cause his IOU is mounting up and I have not seen one cent of my money from him!
NO. OF MONTHLY PAYMENT OUTSTANDING: So what wrong with this woman you deaf? You've come back and ask me the same foolish question? I said Tony has not paid me back NOT A CENT of my money, so all is still outstanding.
MORTGAGE LOAN AMOUNT: Woman, I don't lie. I dont pay mortgage for my zinc shed..It was I who built it.
MONTHLY PAYMENT: You've come back to ask the same foolish question once again?
NO.OF MONTHLY PAYMENT OUTSTANDING: What's wrong with this woman don't you understand me? I've said TONY has NOT PAID ME BACK MY MONEY AS YET!!
THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER. APPLICATION FOR LOAN DENIED: GET LOST!!!..Your all are hypocrite and blood suckers you lot! .......Should burn in hell with you wealth!
I, Bobo Dread Amaka Baka Fari said that. Go away!!!
Rasta Loan Application
NAME: Bobo Dread Amaka Baka Fari
AGE: Rasta nuh count birtday
DATE OF BIRTH: Mi sey Rasta nuh deal wid dem tings deh man
ADDRESS: Up inna di hill dung a Wesmorlan
TEL. NO.: I man Doan participate ina di Babylan system
MARITAL STATUS: SINGLE/MARRIED/NO. OF CHILDREN: I and I is a single married man wid nuff queen an 21 likkle soljas a run bout di island
OCCUPATION: Sell Jelly coknat pan Spanish Town Rd. and weed outta mi Kitchen winda
COMPANY NAME: I man noh keep company, yuh noh seet.
PRESENT POSITION: Mi like di Lizzad lap and back-shat posishan but mi open to any adda posishan...yah nuh seet.
AVERAGE MONTHLY INCOME: Depends pan di season and di demans fi di weed..some time bizniss slow an ting
CREDIT REFERENCE: Mor Fyah! I man noh deal wid credit. Strickly up front dallas a do it
UNSECURED OVERDRAFT LIMIT: A wha di bloodclaat dat. Weh di I noh chat English?
SECURED OVERDRAFT LIMIT: Mi sey yuh fi chat english!!!
PERSONAL LOAN AMOUNT: Yuh waan si, Tony owe mi bout 40 gran from bout 3 mont now.. A gwine buss up him Claat when a buck im up
MONTHLY PAYMENT: Ask Tony cause a monts now mi nuh si nat a cent fram im
NO. OF MONTHLY PAYMENT OUTSTANDING: Is wha do dis ooman doah eeh?
Yuh def?
Yuh com back a ask di same foolishness? Mi seh Tony nuh pay mi back nat a cent a mi money yet, so all a it outstanding.
MORTGAGE LOAN AMOUNT: Sistren, mi naah lie. Mi nuh pay margage fi mi zinc shed..is I man buil dat pan kapcha lan
MONTHLY PAYMENT: Yuh com back a ask di same foolishness again?
NO.OF MONTHLY PAYMENT OUTSTANDING: Is wha do dis wooman dowe eeh? MI SEY TONY NOH PAY MI MONEY YET!!
THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER.
APPLICATION FOR LOAN DENIED: GUH WEH!!!
..Unnuh hypocrite an Sadomite unu! .......Fyah bun fi unnuh! Mi Bobo Dread Amaka Baka Fari seh dat. Guh weh!!!
TRANSLATED Version..
Rasta Loan Application
NAME: Bobo Dread Amaka Baka Fari
AGE: Rasta don't count birtday
DATE OF BIRTH: I said Rasta don't deal with those things
ADDRESS: Up in the hills down in Wesmorland
TEL. NO.: I don't participate in the corrupt establishment, the "system, "
MARITAL STATUS: SINGLE/MARRIED/NO. OF CHILDREN: I'm single but married with lot's of wife's and 21 kids all over the island.
OCCUPATION: I sell Jelly coconuts along Spanish Town Rd. and weed from my Kitchen window
COMPANY NAME: I don't keep company, your not hearing me.
PRESENT POSITION: I love the Lizzad lap and back-shot positions but I'm open to any other positions ...you get my drift(sex).
AVERAGE MONTHLY INCOME: Depends on the season and the demands for the weed..some time business is very slow.
CREDIT REFERENCE: More fire! I don't deal with credit. Strickly up front cash is doing it for me
UNSECURED OVERDRAFT LIMIT: What the F*** is that! What am I not speaking English?
SECURED OVERDRAFT LIMIT: I've said to speak english!!!
PERSONAL LOAN AMOUNT: You need to see Tony, he has about 40 grand for me over 3 months now! And I'm going to beat him up when I see him up
MONTHLY PAYMENT: Ask Tony cause his IOU is mounting up and I have not seen one cent of my money from him!
NO. OF MONTHLY PAYMENT OUTSTANDING: So what wrong with this woman you deaf? You've come back and ask me the same foolish question? I said Tony has not paid me back NOT A CENT of my money, so all is still outstanding.
MORTGAGE LOAN AMOUNT: Woman, I don't lie. I dont pay mortgage for my zinc shed..It was I who built it.
MONTHLY PAYMENT: You've come back to ask the same foolish question once again?
NO.OF MONTHLY PAYMENT OUTSTANDING: What's wrong with this woman don't you understand me? I've said TONY has NOT PAID ME BACK MY MONEY AS YET!!
THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER. APPLICATION FOR LOAN DENIED: GET LOST!!!..Your all are hypocrite and blood suckers you lot! .......Should burn in hell with you wealth!
I, Bobo Dread Amaka Baka Fari said that. Go away!!!
