AndrejX
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A kid comes home from college. His father is a farmer, and he's
shoveling all the manure out of the outhouse onto the hay crop to
fertilize it. The kid says, "Hey, Pop - I learned in college that
there is an easier way to do everything." They go into town and get
some dynamite. They're gonna rig it up under the outhouse and blow the
manure into the hay field. They get it all rigged up, but they don't
see Grandma coming to use the outhouse. Ba-Booom! The manure goes
flying, and so does Grandma. Ploop! She lands in the hay field. They
go running up to her. "Grandma, Grandma! My God, are you alright? Are
you alright?" She says, "Yeah, I'm fine. Phew! I'm certainly glad I
didn't let that one go in the kitchen!"
shoveling all the manure out of the outhouse onto the hay crop to
fertilize it. The kid says, "Hey, Pop - I learned in college that
there is an easier way to do everything." They go into town and get
some dynamite. They're gonna rig it up under the outhouse and blow the
manure into the hay field. They get it all rigged up, but they don't
see Grandma coming to use the outhouse. Ba-Booom! The manure goes
flying, and so does Grandma. Ploop! She lands in the hay field. They
go running up to her. "Grandma, Grandma! My God, are you alright? Are
you alright?" She says, "Yeah, I'm fine. Phew! I'm certainly glad I
didn't let that one go in the kitchen!"