PC-GUY
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A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other
on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she
would like to play a fun game?
The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely
declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few
winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game
is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a
question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me
$5.00, and vise versa." Again, she declines and tries
to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says,
"Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00,
and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00.
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there
will be no end to this torment unlessshe plays, agrees
to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's
the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde
doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a
$5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. Okay says the
lawyer, your turn. She asks the lawyer, "What goes up
a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and
searches all his references, no answer. He taps into
the air phone with his modem and searches the net and
the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he
sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no
avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands
her $500.00. The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns
back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more
than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well,
what's the answer? Without a word, the blonde reaches
into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back
to sleep.
on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she
would like to play a fun game?
The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely
declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few
winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game
is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a
question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me
$5.00, and vise versa." Again, she declines and tries
to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says,
"Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00,
and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00.
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there
will be no end to this torment unlessshe plays, agrees
to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's
the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde
doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a
$5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. Okay says the
lawyer, your turn. She asks the lawyer, "What goes up
a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and
searches all his references, no answer. He taps into
the air phone with his modem and searches the net and
the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he
sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no
avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands
her $500.00. The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns
back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more
than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well,
what's the answer? Without a word, the blonde reaches
into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back
to sleep.