Casual brush
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A man in a hotel lobby approaches the clerk
for some help.
As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally
bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his
elbow goes into her breast.
They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if
your heart is as soft as your breast, I know
you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your
elbow, I'm in room 1221."
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Moose Hunting
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Two hunters went moose hunting every winter
without success. Finally they came up with a
foolproof plan. They got a very authentic cow
moose costume and learned the mating call of
a cow moose.
The plan was to hide in the costume, lure
the bull, then come out of the costume and
shoot the bull. They set themselves up on the
edge of a clearing, donned their costume and
began to give the moose love call.
Before long their call was answered as a bull
came crashing out of the forest and into the
clearing. When the bull was close enough, the
guy in front said, "OK, lets get out and
get him."
After a moment that seemed like an eternity,
the guy in the back shouted, "The zipper is
stuck! What are we going to do!?"
The guy in the front says, "Well, I'm going
to start nibbling grass, but you'd better
brace yourself."
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Q and A
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Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and
screws old ladies?
A: A bingo machine.
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A man in a hotel lobby approaches the clerk
for some help.
As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally
bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his
elbow goes into her breast.
They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if
your heart is as soft as your breast, I know
you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your
elbow, I'm in room 1221."
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Moose Hunting
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Two hunters went moose hunting every winter
without success. Finally they came up with a
foolproof plan. They got a very authentic cow
moose costume and learned the mating call of
a cow moose.
The plan was to hide in the costume, lure
the bull, then come out of the costume and
shoot the bull. They set themselves up on the
edge of a clearing, donned their costume and
began to give the moose love call.
Before long their call was answered as a bull
came crashing out of the forest and into the
clearing. When the bull was close enough, the
guy in front said, "OK, lets get out and
get him."
After a moment that seemed like an eternity,
the guy in the back shouted, "The zipper is
stuck! What are we going to do!?"
The guy in the front says, "Well, I'm going
to start nibbling grass, but you'd better
brace yourself."
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Q and A
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Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and
screws old ladies?
A: A bingo machine.