AndrejX
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A fancy lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods. Suddenly a
little white duck, all covered with shit, crossed her path. "Oh,
dear," the lady said, "come on, I'll clean you!" She took a Kleenex
from her purse and whipped the duck clean. After finishing, she urged
the duck away saying, "Be careful next time!"
She walked on and another duck, with shit all over it, crossed her
way. Again she took out a Kleenex and cleaned the little duck. She
warned this one as well and the duck took off. Soon after, she
encountered a third duck with the same problem. "Now I've had it!"
She whined. "What have you all been doing?" And for the third time
she acted like a Florence Nightingale and tended the duck.
She continued her stroll when suddenly she heard a voice from the
bushes. "Hey, you, lady!" sounded a male voice in distress.
"Yes?" she replied.
"Do you have a Kleenex?"
"No, not anymore," she answered.
"Too bad. I guess I'll just have to use another duck."
little white duck, all covered with shit, crossed her path. "Oh,
dear," the lady said, "come on, I'll clean you!" She took a Kleenex
from her purse and whipped the duck clean. After finishing, she urged
the duck away saying, "Be careful next time!"
She walked on and another duck, with shit all over it, crossed her
way. Again she took out a Kleenex and cleaned the little duck. She
warned this one as well and the duck took off. Soon after, she
encountered a third duck with the same problem. "Now I've had it!"
She whined. "What have you all been doing?" And for the third time
she acted like a Florence Nightingale and tended the duck.
She continued her stroll when suddenly she heard a voice from the
bushes. "Hey, you, lady!" sounded a male voice in distress.
"Yes?" she replied.
"Do you have a Kleenex?"
"No, not anymore," she answered.
"Too bad. I guess I'll just have to use another duck."