AndrejX
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A cowboy meets an Indian and says to him: "Hey, you have a very nice
dog. Do you mind if I talk to him?" "Dog no talk," replies the Indian.
The cowboy: "Hey dog, how are you doing?" "I'm doing just fine,"
replies the dog, The Indian is shocked. The cowboy: "Is this Indian
treating you well?" Dog: "Yes, he is. He feeds me, he takes me for a
walk, and he plays with me." Cowboy to the Indian: "Do you mind if I
talk to your horse?" Indian: "Horse no talk." Cowboy: "Hey horse,
how're you doing?" Horse: "Doing just fine, thanks." Cowboy: "Is this
Indian treating you well?" Horse: "Yes, he is. He rides me, he feeds
me, and brushes me down all the time." Cowboy to the Indian: "Do you
mind if I talk to your sheep?" Indian: "Sheep lie."
dog. Do you mind if I talk to him?" "Dog no talk," replies the Indian.
The cowboy: "Hey dog, how are you doing?" "I'm doing just fine,"
replies the dog, The Indian is shocked. The cowboy: "Is this Indian
treating you well?" Dog: "Yes, he is. He feeds me, he takes me for a
walk, and he plays with me." Cowboy to the Indian: "Do you mind if I
talk to your horse?" Indian: "Horse no talk." Cowboy: "Hey horse,
how're you doing?" Horse: "Doing just fine, thanks." Cowboy: "Is this
Indian treating you well?" Horse: "Yes, he is. He rides me, he feeds
me, and brushes me down all the time." Cowboy to the Indian: "Do you
mind if I talk to your sheep?" Indian: "Sheep lie."