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Two couples were playing cards one evening. John accidentally dropped
> some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them
> up, he noticed that Bill's wife's legs were wide apart, and she wasn't
wearing
> any underwear! Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up again,
hit
his
> head on the table & emerged red-faced.
>
> Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bill's wife
followed & asked,
> "Did you see anything that you liked under there?"
> Surprised by her boldness, John admitted that, well, indeed he did.
> She said, "Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500."
> After taking a minute or two to assess the financial situation as well
as
> the moral costs of this offer, John says that he is indeed interested.
> She tells him that since her husband, Bill, works Friday afternoons &
John
> doesn't, that John should be at her house around 2pm Friday afternoon.
>
> When Friday rolled around, John showed up at Bill's house for the
planned
> time at 2pm sharp & after paying her the agreed upon $500, they went to
the
> bedroom & completed their sexual transaction as Sue had promised.
>
> Afterwards, John quickly dressed & left. As usual, Bill came home from
work at
> 6pm & upon entering the house, asks his wife abruptly, "Did John come
by
the house this afternoon?" With a lump in her throat, Bill's wife
answered,
"Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon".
> Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, "And did
he
give
> you $500?". In terror, she assumed that somehow he had found out, &
after
mustering up her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did
give
me $500".
>
> Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying,
"Good, I was hoping he did. John came by the office this morning &
borrowed
$500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his
way home & pay me back."
>
> NOW THAT'S A PLAYER
> some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them
> up, he noticed that Bill's wife's legs were wide apart, and she wasn't
wearing
> any underwear! Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up again,
hit
his
> head on the table & emerged red-faced.
>
> Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bill's wife
followed & asked,
> "Did you see anything that you liked under there?"
> Surprised by her boldness, John admitted that, well, indeed he did.
> She said, "Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500."
> After taking a minute or two to assess the financial situation as well
as
> the moral costs of this offer, John says that he is indeed interested.
> She tells him that since her husband, Bill, works Friday afternoons &
John
> doesn't, that John should be at her house around 2pm Friday afternoon.
>
> When Friday rolled around, John showed up at Bill's house for the
planned
> time at 2pm sharp & after paying her the agreed upon $500, they went to
the
> bedroom & completed their sexual transaction as Sue had promised.
>
> Afterwards, John quickly dressed & left. As usual, Bill came home from
work at
> 6pm & upon entering the house, asks his wife abruptly, "Did John come
by
the house this afternoon?" With a lump in her throat, Bill's wife
answered,
"Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon".
> Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, "And did
he
give
> you $500?". In terror, she assumed that somehow he had found out, &
after
mustering up her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did
give
me $500".
>
> Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying,
"Good, I was hoping he did. John came by the office this morning &
borrowed
$500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his
way home & pay me back."
>
> NOW THAT'S A PLAYER
