ABCMan
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1. Know anything about a car, other than its colour.
2. Understand a film plot.
3. Go 24 hours without sending a text message.
4. Build a shed.
5. Throw.
6. Run.
7. Park.
8. Pass wind.
9. Read a map.
10. Rob a bank.
11. Resist Ikea.
12. Sit still.
13. Tell a joke.
14. Play pool.
15. Pay for dinner.
16. Eat a kebab while walking.
17. Take a pee out of a train window.
18. Argue without shouting.
19. Get told off without crying.
20. Understand fruit machines.
21. Walk past a shoe shop.
22. Make a decent bacon sandwich.
23. Not comment on a stranger's clothes.
24. Use small amounts of toilet paper.
25. Let you sleep while you have a hangover.
26. Drink a pint gracefully.
27. Get in a round.
28. Throw a punch.
29. Do magic.
30. Like your friends.
31. Enjoy porn.
32. Admit that men are better drivers.
33. Eat a screaming curry.
34. Get to the point.
35. Buy plain envelopes.
36. Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet.
37. Sit in a room for 5 minutes without saying "I'm cold".
38. Go shopping without telephoning 20 mates.
39. Avoid credit card debt.
40. Dive into a pool.
41. Assemble furniture.
42. Form a rock group.
43. Set a video recorder.
44. Not try and change you.
45. Watch a war film.
46. Understand why flirting results in violence.
47. Spend a day by themselves.
48. Go to the toilet by themselves.
49. Buy a purse that fits in their pocket.
50. Choose a video quickly.
2. Understand a film plot.
3. Go 24 hours without sending a text message.
4. Build a shed.
5. Throw.
6. Run.
7. Park.
8. Pass wind.
9. Read a map.
10. Rob a bank.
11. Resist Ikea.
12. Sit still.
13. Tell a joke.
14. Play pool.
15. Pay for dinner.
16. Eat a kebab while walking.
17. Take a pee out of a train window.
18. Argue without shouting.
19. Get told off without crying.
20. Understand fruit machines.
21. Walk past a shoe shop.
22. Make a decent bacon sandwich.
23. Not comment on a stranger's clothes.
24. Use small amounts of toilet paper.
25. Let you sleep while you have a hangover.
26. Drink a pint gracefully.
27. Get in a round.
28. Throw a punch.
29. Do magic.
30. Like your friends.
31. Enjoy porn.
32. Admit that men are better drivers.
33. Eat a screaming curry.
34. Get to the point.
35. Buy plain envelopes.
36. Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet.
37. Sit in a room for 5 minutes without saying "I'm cold".
38. Go shopping without telephoning 20 mates.
39. Avoid credit card debt.
40. Dive into a pool.
41. Assemble furniture.
42. Form a rock group.
43. Set a video recorder.
44. Not try and change you.
45. Watch a war film.
46. Understand why flirting results in violence.
47. Spend a day by themselves.
48. Go to the toilet by themselves.
49. Buy a purse that fits in their pocket.
50. Choose a video quickly.
