This is an old one, but a good one:
Three guys are standing in line waiting to get into heaven, St. Peter asks the first one, "How did you die?" The guy replies, "It's real embarassing and I don't want to say."
St. Peter says, "If you want in, you have to tell me how you died."
The guy takes a deep breath and says, "Well, for some time I've suspected that my wife was having an affair. Today, I rushed home from work early and found a red sports car parked in front of our apartment. I knew that I had caught her! I rushed upstairs to our second floor apartment and threw open the door, sure enough, there were men and women's clothes strewn all over the living room. I bounded to the bedroom and found my wife naked in bed in an obvious state of passion! I searched the apartment over but could not find the man. Finally, I glanced out the window and saw the cad getting into his sports car, in a fit of rage, I picked up the refrigerator and threw it out the window. The stress of this situation, along with the exertion involved in lifting the refrigerator caused me to have a heart attack. I died, and here I am."
St. Peter nodded his head sadly and said, "Enter, my son, and rest."
The next guy comes up and St. Peter poses the same question to him.
The second guy says, "I'm pretty confused, St. Peter. All I remember is I was climbing into my new red sports car and I heard a crash. I looked up and saw this refrigerator falling out of the sky. It landed on me and I woke up here."
St. Peter nodded his head and said, "I understand, enter and rest."
The third guy approaches the gate and St. Peter again poses the question.
The third guy responds, "Well, St. Peter, the last thing I remember I was hiding in this refrigerator........."
Three guys are standing in line waiting to get into heaven, St. Peter asks the first one, "How did you die?" The guy replies, "It's real embarassing and I don't want to say."
St. Peter says, "If you want in, you have to tell me how you died."
The guy takes a deep breath and says, "Well, for some time I've suspected that my wife was having an affair. Today, I rushed home from work early and found a red sports car parked in front of our apartment. I knew that I had caught her! I rushed upstairs to our second floor apartment and threw open the door, sure enough, there were men and women's clothes strewn all over the living room. I bounded to the bedroom and found my wife naked in bed in an obvious state of passion! I searched the apartment over but could not find the man. Finally, I glanced out the window and saw the cad getting into his sports car, in a fit of rage, I picked up the refrigerator and threw it out the window. The stress of this situation, along with the exertion involved in lifting the refrigerator caused me to have a heart attack. I died, and here I am."
St. Peter nodded his head sadly and said, "Enter, my son, and rest."
The next guy comes up and St. Peter poses the same question to him.
The second guy says, "I'm pretty confused, St. Peter. All I remember is I was climbing into my new red sports car and I heard a crash. I looked up and saw this refrigerator falling out of the sky. It landed on me and I woke up here."
St. Peter nodded his head and said, "I understand, enter and rest."
The third guy approaches the gate and St. Peter again poses the question.
The third guy responds, "Well, St. Peter, the last thing I remember I was hiding in this refrigerator........."
