It was a small town and the patrolman was making his
evening rounds
As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two
little old ladies sitting in a used car. He stopped
and asked them if they were stealing the car.
They said "Heavens no, we bought it." He said, "Then
why don't you drive it away".
Each of the women said "We can't drive".
The officer momentarily shook his head and then asked
"Then why did you buy it?"
They answered, "We were told if we bought a car here,
we'd get screwed, so we are just waiting."
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Three Dumb Hillbillies!
Three Hillbillies are sitting on their porch in Arkansas. One says, "Boy
is my wife dumb. She's so stupid that she went shopping today and bought
an air-conditioner. Hell, we ain't got electricity!"
Then the other guy says, "Ah that ain't nothing, my wife's dumber than
that! She went shopping yesterday and had a washing machine delivered."
They all laughed and laughed, why nobody around here has plumbing!
The third Hillbilly said, "Well, I reckon my woman's got to be the
dumbest. Just this morning I was looking in her purse for some change
and found six condoms. Hell, she ain't got no pecker."
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A female TV reporter arranged for an interview with a farmer, seeking the
main cause of Mad Cow disease.
The Lady: Good evening, sir. I am here to collect information on the
possible source of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this
disease?
The Farmer stared at the reporter and said: Do you know that a bull
mounts a cow only once a year?
The lady reporter (obviously embarrassed): Well, sir, that's a new piece
of information, but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad
Cow disease?
The Farmer: And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?
The reporter: Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about
getting to the point?
The Farmer: I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was
playing with your tits twice a day and only screwing you once a year,
wouldn't you get mad?
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evening rounds
As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two
little old ladies sitting in a used car. He stopped
and asked them if they were stealing the car.
They said "Heavens no, we bought it." He said, "Then
why don't you drive it away".
Each of the women said "We can't drive".
The officer momentarily shook his head and then asked
"Then why did you buy it?"
They answered, "We were told if we bought a car here,
we'd get screwed, so we are just waiting."
~~~~~~~~~~
Three Dumb Hillbillies!
Three Hillbillies are sitting on their porch in Arkansas. One says, "Boy
is my wife dumb. She's so stupid that she went shopping today and bought
an air-conditioner. Hell, we ain't got electricity!"
Then the other guy says, "Ah that ain't nothing, my wife's dumber than
that! She went shopping yesterday and had a washing machine delivered."
They all laughed and laughed, why nobody around here has plumbing!
The third Hillbilly said, "Well, I reckon my woman's got to be the
dumbest. Just this morning I was looking in her purse for some change
and found six condoms. Hell, she ain't got no pecker."
~~~~~~~~
A female TV reporter arranged for an interview with a farmer, seeking the
main cause of Mad Cow disease.
The Lady: Good evening, sir. I am here to collect information on the
possible source of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this
disease?
The Farmer stared at the reporter and said: Do you know that a bull
mounts a cow only once a year?
The lady reporter (obviously embarrassed): Well, sir, that's a new piece
of information, but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad
Cow disease?
The Farmer: And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?
The reporter: Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about
getting to the point?
The Farmer: I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was
playing with your tits twice a day and only screwing you once a year,
wouldn't you get mad?
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