20 Ways to say "Your Fly is Open!"

20) The cucumber has left the salad.

19) I can see the gun of Navarone.

18) Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging
out.

17) You've got Windows in your laptop.

16) Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.

15) Your soldier ain't so unknown now.

14) Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his
bell.

13) Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...

12) You need to bring your tray table to the upright and
locked position.

11) Your pod bay door is open, Hal.

10) Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!

9) Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.

8) Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck,
Sir!

7) The Buick is not all the way in the garage.

6) Dr. Kimble has escaped!

5) You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."

4) Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...

3) You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

2) I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?

1) I thought you were crazy; now I see you're nuts.
 

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LOL Janie :p

The sexual innuendos above reminded of a recurring MAD TV skit called "Funky Talker, Dirty Walker." The 1970's inspired Funky Talker character (played by Phil LaMarr) would always speak in sexual innuendo to his lady friends to turn them on.

Well.. in one particular skit the ever lovely Halle Berry was a guest. She spoke to Funky Talker in a very sexy voice and exclaimed... "I wanna pull out your club and score me a whole in one." She had done this line so well... even Phill LaMarr couldn't keep a strait face during the skit... nor could I. ;) One of the funniest and sexiest innuendos I have ever heard!


Here are some more...

"I wanna climb up on your turntable and get stuck in your groove."

"Man, you look as smooth as exlax and twice as sexy"

"Baby! I wish I was some kind of astronaut so I could get caught up in your black hole."

"Baby, I want to get out my telescope so I can take a good look at Uranus."

"I want to get inside your church and start speaking in tongues"

"I wanna open up your liquor cabinet and pull me a stiff one."

"I wanna make like Winnie the Pooh and get my nose stuck up in your honey jar."

:p
 
I liked the inuendos that Burgis merideth kept rattling off during the credits of Grumpy Old Men.
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