ABCMan
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1- Dogs don't shop.
2- Dogs never expect gifts.
3- Dogs love it when your friends come over.
4- Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running late.
5- The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.
6- Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
7- Dogs don't notice if you call them by other names.
8- Dogs never want foot rubs.
9- Dogs are excited by rough play.
10- Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.
11- It's legal to keep a dog chained up at your house.
12- Dogs never need to examine a relationship.
13- Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.
14- A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
15- A dog's parents never drop in to visit.
16- Dogs love long car rides.
17- Dogs understand that instincts are better than stopping for directions.
18- Dogs like beer.
19- No dog ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood.
20- Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
2- Dogs never expect gifts.
3- Dogs love it when your friends come over.
4- Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running late.
5- The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.
6- Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
7- Dogs don't notice if you call them by other names.
8- Dogs never want foot rubs.
9- Dogs are excited by rough play.
10- Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.
11- It's legal to keep a dog chained up at your house.
12- Dogs never need to examine a relationship.
13- Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.
14- A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
15- A dog's parents never drop in to visit.
16- Dogs love long car rides.
17- Dogs understand that instincts are better than stopping for directions.
18- Dogs like beer.
19- No dog ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood.
20- Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
