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I just upgraded my system to WinXP Pro. I no longer can find the firmware version in device manager. WHere do I identify the firmware? Thanks

Using a Sony 510A, on a computer running Win 98 SE & Nero 6, I tried to copy a 2003 football national championship game. After 20 minuted of writing to hard drive, I get "Burn Process Failed". I repeated this to the same outcome. Any suggestions? Thanks

A women police officer pulled over a man for DUI, and said, "You are under arrest. Anything you say can and will be held against you." The drunk replied, "Tits."

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a...

An African leader makes an official trip to Russia. At the end of the trip, the Russian leader tells the African that in Russia they have a custom performed at farewells called "Russian Roulette" to demonstrate one's courage. The Russian whips out a revolver, loads one chamber, gives the...

People were in their pews talking at church. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly...

It's been known for years that sex is good exercise, but until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different sexual activities. Now, for the first time in the Western World, here are the true caloric benefits of sex. REMOVING HER CLOTHES: With...

Subject: Types of Sex Social Security Sex Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!" LOUD SEX: A wife went in to see a therapist and...

This is hilarious!

Dear Abby: I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month. My fiancee's mother is not only very attractive but really great and understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a...

A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He says,"What are you doing?" She answers, "I'm moving to Las Vegas. I heard ladies-of-the-night there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free." Later that night on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and...

Previously I had posted a problem with NTI CD Maker Pro 5.1.1.7 where I could not get NTI to recognize my LiteON 48x burner. I have just built a new computer, using WinXP corp version. Just added NTI CD Maker Pro 5.1.17 and again I am having problems. The NTI program does not recognize my...

When using Win98, when one would click start-> Programs, a list of folders with programs would come up. This could always be modified by going to Start->Settings->Taskbar & Start Menu Programs->Advanced. New folders could be then added, and one could drag & drop programs into folders as one...

I just picked up a retail CenDyne 48x12x48x CD-RW ( couldn't pass it for $50), which is a rebagged Lite-On (LTR/48125W). I am using NTI CD-Maker Professional V5.1.7 as my burning software on WinXP corp. However NTI CD Maker does not recognize my Burner. When I burn audio, the software looks...

A costume party.... A couple were invited to a swanky masked fancy dress Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and...

READ THIS WHEN YOU HAVE A SEC TO LAUGH SO HARD YOU'LL CRY.... For those of you who have lived/do live in Texas, you know how TRUE this is! They actually have a chili cook off about the time the rodeo comes to town. It takes up a major portion of the parking lot at the Astrodome! Notes From...

An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted R&R and was on a train bound for London. The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty...

I have Win Pro corp version as per dxkim. I have been updating manually as recommended in his thread where over 100 replies have been recorded. I now go to h**p://v4.windowsupdate.microsoft.com/en/default.asp?corporate=true , & Microsoft wants "New Windows Software Update required". I am...

A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him...

The Eulogy She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She soon married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died, but she remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed to the Lord above, thanking...