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    Code

    A newly married couple returned to their house after being on honeymoon. "Care to go upstairs and have a shag?" the husband asked. "Shhhh!" said the bride, "All the neighbours will know what we're about to do. These walls are paper thin. In the future, we'll have to ask each other in code. For...
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    Wife Dead?

    A man goes to the Doctor and says, "Doctor I think my wife's been dead for two weeks." The Doctor says, "Wow, dead for two weeks, how come it took you so long to notice, and what gave it away ?" The man replies, "Well, the sex is the same, but then I noticed the laundry and dirty dishes were...
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    The best drinking story ever

    From the State where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes a true story from the Sunshine Coast, Queensland. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local neighborhood tavern. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk...
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    Nice one :-)

    A man and a woman are riding next to each other in first class area on a plane. The man sneezes, pulls out his penis and wipes the tip off. The woman can't believe what she just saw and decides she is hallucinating. A few minutes pass. The man sneezes again. He pulls out his penis and wipes...
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    Bra sizes

    Bra sizes Ever wonder why ABCDEF are used to define bra sizes? A - Almost B - Better C - Cute D - Damn good E - Enormous F - Fake
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    Something to believe in

    A father asked his son, Little Ricky, if he knew about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know!" Little Ricky said, exploding and bursting into tears. Confused, his father asked Little Ricky what was wrong. "Oh Pop," Ricky sobbed, "for me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter...
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    Holy taxi driver

    A preacher dies, and when he gets to Heaven, he sees a New York cab driver who has more crowns. He says to an angel, "I don't get it. I devoted my whole life to my congregation." The angel says, "We reward results. Did your congregation always pay attention when you gave a sermon?" The...
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    Real man :-)

    h**p://www.funnyplace.org/realman.wmv :D :D :D :DNo direct links please mate yours has been edited Bertieg
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    Selected bunch of 50 funny video clips !!!

    Selected bunch of 50 funny video clips !!! hxxp://www.funnyplace.org/vwcantwait1.wmv hxxp://www.funnyplace.org/budstranger.wmv hxxp://www.funnyplace.org/pcvsimac.wmv hxxp://www.funnyplace.org/hsc1.rm hxxp://www.funnyplace.org/heinekennews.wmv hxxp://www.funnyplace.org/deomistake1.wmv...
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    Real Shakira :-)

    hxxp://www.funnyplace.org/shakira.wmv
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    How to play piano withou hands :-)

    hxxp://www.funnyplace.org/pianox.wmv
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    Interesting Bud commercial :-)

    Interesting Bud commercial :-) hxxp://www.funnyplace.org/budstranger.wmv
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    Very interesting BMW ad :-)

    Very interesting BMW ad :-)
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