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    DirectX 9.0a Redistributable (English) Download

    More than a month after the release of DirectX 9.0a(Web Installer), Microsoft has now released DirectX 9.0a Redistributable. There are still no signs of DirectX 9.0a SDK. This download provides the DirectX 9.0a end-user multi-languaged redistributable that developers can include with their...
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    Adobe Acrobat 6

    yes, it's out & now comes in 2 versions - pro & standard. Adobe® Acrobat® 6.0 Professional software enables business, creative, and engineering professionals who work with graphically complex documents to improve the reliability and efficiency of business-critical document exchange. Reliably...
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    the difference in genders

    see for yrself
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    Michael Moore plans Bush-bin Laden film

    LOS ANGELES, March 28 (UPI) -- Filmmaker Michael Moore's next project might be more controversial than his Oscar-winning documentary "Bowling for Columbine." According to a report in Friday's Daily Variety, Moore is working on a documentary about the "the murky relationship" between former...
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    Why did the chicken cross the road ?

    GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here. AL GORE: I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore...
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    nVDVD 2.27

    the new version of this good all-in-one player is available for d'load at www.nvidia.com fllwng fixes has been reported : Improved VCD playback Improved Windows XP Fast User Switch mode Improved default color control settings for Hardware overlay and VMR modes Improved user interface...
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    Sonic acquires Veritas CD/DVD software

    Sonic Solutions, the company behind Sonic DVD Creator, Sonic Scenarist, Sonic ReelDVD, MyDVD, DVDit, and Sonic DVD Producer, announced that they have acquired the Desktop and Mobile Division of VERITAS Software Corporation. The addition of VERITAS' CD and DVD-ROM applications enables Sonic to...
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    Computer viruses face slow down

    Computer viruses could, in the future, find it much harder to spread themselves over the internet. Matthew Williamson, a researcher at the Hewlett-Packard laboratories in Bristol, UK, has come up with a way to slow down the rate of infection. It works by limiting the number of connections at...
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    what is the song in that commercial?

    ever wondered what songs are being used in the commercials ? go here to find out : http://www.songtitle.info/
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    news : Pop-Up Windows Inventor.........

    Pop-Up Windows Inventor Won't Stay Buried THE HAGUE, Holland -- Undertakers are puzzled and irritated by a coffin that refuses to stay underground. After numerous attempts to inter the body, cemetery staff is at a loss. Verdomde Klootzak, the Dutch html developer credited with scripting...
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    Software Testing

    Software Testing isn't politically Correct NEW YORK -- People for Ethical Treatment of Software (PETS) announced today that seven more software companies have been added to the group's watch list of companies that regularly practice software testing. "There is no need for software to be...
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    toolz

    police raids and banker's residence and finds some counterfeit money. policeman : sir, you're under arrest. you have the right ......etc. banker : why is that ? policeman : we have found counterfeit money worth $1,000 in yr premises. banker : did you find any tool or machine in my house that...
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    *** problem

    This old guy goes into the doctors office for his checkup..."Any Questions or problems"?, asks the doc..."well", says the ol guy, "I do have one problem..the first time I have sex with my wife I get all hot and sweat a great deal and then the second time I have sex with her I get all cold and...
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    cold winter ?

    It was autumn, and the Indians on the remote reservation asked their new Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was an Indian Chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets, and when he looked at the sky he couldn't tell what the hell the weather was...
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    2 more temp sections

    can we have 2 more sections on a temporary basis, n.b. ? one for debate & one for flaming ? these have spread up in so many threads, i'm getting restless & crazy.
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    Member's Right To Delete Own Posts

    it's a very good option we enjoy in this forum - if you make a mistake, you can delete yr post by yrself (i have not seen this great thing in any other forum that i am a member to). but, there is also one drawback to it (sometimes) – when a post is deleted, the following posts are gone too. So...
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    Balls

    1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is basketball 2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is Bowling. 3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is Football. 4. The sport of choice for supervisors is Baseball. 5. The sport of choice for middle management is Tennis...
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    Sailorman

    after 3 months of continuous sailing, a ship docked. one of its dried up sailors soon jumped on the shore and reached the nearest brothel. he could see 1 or 2 customers in front of every door, but, one particular door had a very long queue. so our sailor stood in that queue expecting something...
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    Tattoo (adult)

    A guy gets home late one night and his wife says, “Where the hell have you been? “ “I was out getting a tattoo.” “A tattoo?” “What kind of tattoo did you get? “ “I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis.” “What the hell were you thinking? Why did you get a hundred dollar bill on your penis?”...
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    Walking Book of Quotations

    It was the first day of school in the Marysville, Ohio, school. A new student named Suzuki, son of a Honda executive, entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's start by reviewing some American history. Who said "Give me liberty or give me death?" Only one hand was raised, that of...
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