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A man staggers into casualty with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this", said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows." "We went to...

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the FATHER. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favour of it...

Women think they already know everything, but wait...training courses are now available for women on the following subjects: 1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before 2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits 3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits 4. Man...

It's not though! Greece has banned all computer games! :eek: Check the link out:- h**p://www.theregister.co.uk/content/4/26939.html :D :eek: :D

Just how dumb are you?? h**p://www.pressanykey.com/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/pak/jquiz.cgi Take this test and let us all know the results. And be honest! :D

An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman are all playing golf with their >wives. > >The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and as she bends over to place >her >ball a gust of wind blows her skirt up and >reveals her lack of underwear. > "Good God! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her...

>A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden,he said out loud, Lord grant me one wish." > >Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." > >The...

woman walks into a top floor pub and sees a really good looking bloke sitting at the bar. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking. He says, "Magic Bitter." She thinks he's a bit of a tripper, so she walks around the pub. After realising that there is no one else worth talking to...

Our RULES for women to obey and understand:- Men always hear "the rules" from the women's side. Now here are the rules from the men's side. Please note... these are all numbered 1 on purpose. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up put it down. We need it up, you need...

Hi, I'm going on holiday to Texas in a month or so and was wondering this....... In the UK you can fairly easily buy the latest cinema releases on VCD and the latest appz from car boot sales, markets etc. Does this sort of thing happen in the USA? Where would be my best bet for say the latest...

Anybody seen or tried this? It's called "Emurayden" and is based on Connectix VGS V1.41 and.......wait for it.........Installs and Works perfect on XP without any modifications or patch. ;) Blane, have you seen this one before m8? Get it here:- w*w.galeon.com/emurayden/emu-downloads.html The...

As the question says. Just interested as to what we are all using and why we rate it. I've used Feurio for ages but must admit I've changed camps of Late by switching to EAC and even Clone V4 for audio.

I've been using the mighty fine ExecSoft Diskeeper 7 on my Win Me system for a few weeks now. For sure the best defrager there is IMHO. Now my dilemma is this. There are different versions of this prog for a Win 95/98/Me system and Win2k/XP. I have XP installed on my laptop and on my No2...

Has anybody tried this one out? I must say it looks really good, there is a comparison chart on their site and it more than competes with the likes of Kerio, Sygate & ZAP. Also they do another product called Jammer which looks real good. Check them out at h**p://www.agnitum.com/ Serial for...

Check this out :- h**p://www.pcworld.com/news/article/0,aid,94083,00.asp They can't sort it out themselves so rely on all the do-gooders out there to snitch! Like this will work.:p

Has anybody here tried this prog? I have over 600 LP's and must get around to burning them onto CD. So what do you think of it? Should I use this or should I just use Nero or something else? :confused: