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Note: Tesco is a supermarket chain in England. A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, 'We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from sex for one whole month". The couple agreed but after two and a half weeks returned to the Church...

WHY MEN DIE FIRST This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries...but now we know. If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race...you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework . . . . you're a pansy. If you work too hard...there's...

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I hope this is allowed. http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.htm Here are a few commands: kiss, banana, pillow fight, fight, kick, naked, tattoo, topless, jump, drink beer, stretch, dance, lick, hummer, wave, tickle, hat, strip, breast, dance on bar, be a pimp, magic, karate, robot...

What is the easiest way to burn an ogm file?

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?" He...

Heard Bush say yesterday in a speach: "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we". Gotta love the guy. :)

http://www.geocities.com/funfiles2002/ooops25.html What do you think?

I haven't used Clonecd since they stopped making new versions coz Germany had passed some law or the other? So are Clonecd back in business? If so what made them change their minds?

A newly wed Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife: Y'know sumptin, honey, we have a wonderful system at de fire station. Bell 1 rings - we put on we jackets. Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole. Bell 3 rings - we jump on de ingine and we's ready to go. From now...

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with hand in pocket feel ****y all day. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise...

I've got more or less the same problem as Grant. I've got an avi (xvid) file which plays perfectly in Windows media player but when I try to encode it to mpg with Tmpgenc it says that the audio file is not supported. VirtualDub gives me the same error. Can anyone help me?

I installed Gordian codec pack but apparently it comes along with Gator. So I deleted the Gator folder and ran Spybot and Regcleaner to get it out of my system but every time I start my computer again and run Spybot, Gator is back there again. Is uninstalling Gordian the only solution? If so...

Is it possible to share a cd burner within a network of 2 computers?

Hi! I've been in here a few times to get some help on CDR software. Never had to post any questions. The answers were already there. And you guys seemed friendly, so I decided to become a member. I'm originaly from Kenya but have been living in Holland for the last 25 years or so. I love...

My first post. Well, let me break the ice with with some pics. The reactions (or lack of them) will help me get to know the members a little bit better. Link under review, some pics cut it a bit fine - passing it up to ADMIN http://www.dvdrbase.com/showthread.php?t=5446 - Rules