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Steve: Hello. Steve and Matt aren't here right now but if... Matt: Steve, what are you doing? Steve: I'm leaving a phone message since we aren't here. Matt: But you left the last one -- it's my turn. Steve: No, I'm sure it's my turn. Matt: No, you're incorrect. It's definitely my turn...

Right - now there was this man who had just got married and was spending his wedding night with his new wife in a very posh hotel. It was to be the first time that he had ever had sex with his partner, indeed he had never seen her with no clothes on. As they were both undressing, he looked up...

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Hi all, or good afternoon. I'm still on coffee, so it is still morning to me. Now that everything seems to be up and running on the computer I found I had time for other things. Cooking, cleaning, laundry. The exciting stuff. I keep coming back to the computer to see if there is another problem...

-After the Super Bowl President Bush called the Patriots and complimented them on a great game. -Al Gore called the Panthers and said he thought they were robbed. -Bill Clinton called Janet Jackson!!

After days of trying to repair damage done to my PC, I am finally just sitting back and enjoying some of the fruits of my frustrations. You guys have been a big help. Either directly, or starting me on the path to finding the solution. Now I am just sitting at the keyboard, having another cup of...

I have several photos taken in Viet Nam. They are old, and not very good quality. And small. It is hard to pick out who the people are. I have enlarged them with Arc Photo Studio and MGI Photo Suite. The quality is so bad when you enlarge them that you are looking at pixels. Nothing seems to...

Sometimes conversations are just better on a messenger. [IMG]

I am having a hard time understanding how to post an image. Can someone step-by-step it for me?

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths.So what's your...

This is an awesome display... High speed connection is neccessary. http://wires.news.com.au/special/mm/030811-hubble.htm

DATING: The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future. EASY: A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man. EYE CONTACT: A...

10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk. 9. Our love will never become cold and hollow Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow. 8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore. 7. This feels so...