The major that cheated on Who wants to be a millionaire has just
committed suicide
ITV said they would pay for the funeral but not for the coffin!!!
:p
I need to ask a favour, a while back I attended a course which covered Microsoft FrontPage. One of the areas we re-covered was themes. While I was browsing through some of the theme templates, I found one called 'Technology' which caught my fancy. When I got home I checked to see whether my...
Mary had a little lamb. Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her, between two chunks of bread.
Jack and Jill Went up the hill to have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill and now there's little Franky.
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, her clothes all tattered and...
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