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My results: Disorder | Rating Paranoid: Low Schizoid: Low Schizotypal: Low Antisocial: Low Borderline: Low Histrionic: Low Narcissistic: Moderate Avoidant: Low Dependent: Low Obsessive-Compulsive: Low http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv

Curtain Rods This is well worth the read. Got to just love this WOMAN!!! She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful...

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20040826/D84MJVB80.html U. S. Prepares for Possible Flu Outbreak By LAURAN NEERGAARD Aug 25, 2004 WASHINGTON (AP) - The United States may have to close schools, restrict travel and ration scarce medications if a powerful new flu strain spurs a worldwide...

Warning: Get out some tissues! Military Wife--recent article This is a story from the Sacramento Bee local paper on Sunday, August 15, 2004... It says the things we all know but find it hard to express some times. So, this is dedicated to all our wives. A military wife encounters a World War...

I can think of some: Dungarees, chifarobe, divan, davenport, rip-snorter.... Can you add to it?

Two rednecks, Bubba and Cooter, decided they should go to the Univ. of Alabama so they could get ahead Bubba went in first and the professor advises him to take Math, History, and Logic. "What's Logic?" Bubba asked. "Well, let me give you an example," said the professor. "Do you own a...

Take heart, anyone among you who believes he or she is technologically challenged, you "ain't seen nuthin" yet. This is an excerpt from a Wall Street Journal article: 1. Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where...

1. Alien beings from a highly advanced society visit the Earth, and you are the first human they encounter. As a token of intergalactic friendship, they present you with a small but incredibly sophisticated device that is capable of curing all disease, providing an infinite supply of clean...

Taking a wee break from the golf circuit, Tiger Woods drove his new Ford Excursion into an Irish gas station. An attendant greeted him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro was. Top of the mornin' to ya!" the Irishman smiled, doffing his cap. As Tiger got out of the mammoth...

A woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!" The husband says, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she says. "Just get...

I really liked my Nero Wav Editor program. I do quite a bit of music editing. None of the Nero stuff is compatible with my new CD burner. Does anyone know of a program that does as much as Nero did that I can try?? The Nero Wav Editor downloads with the nero Burning Rom, so I can't get just it...

Is there any place I can set up a forum for free for a military company? Something that's not hard to set up or use? And is kind of cool?

http://www.quizdiva.com/sexsignquiz.html My results: Your Sex Sign is Taurus! You ooze sensuality and lust! You're down for anything, as long as it celebrates the natural body. You're a master at giving head - and as long as it feels good, you'll do it. Even your lover's nastiest fantasy...

Now that all of you have gotten the best advice in the world for tuning up, tweaking and running programs...it might be fun to see some of the creative side of your computer work. I thought I'd start this out as a spot to share pictures, poems, any writings. A place you can comment on others...

We all know how much you guys like the act of farting. Why not put it to some good use? http://www.abc.net.au/spark/smelly/fartgame/default.htm

This test will point the way!! ;) http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=5051&link_name=The+Hell+Test&my_url=http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=1032

I've gathered what thoughts I can about the 5/7 reunion the last week of July, in Kentucky. Hopefully they will make sense when I write them out. First, I would like to tell you about a man named Hank Thomas. Tall, skinny, bearded, and he dresses like he just walked out of the woods, which he...

A man wearing a mask bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter. "But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money". "Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your head off!" She obliges and...

Theology, kid style 1. Dear God, please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now. Amanda 2. Dear God, Thank you for the baby brother but what I asked for was a puppy. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up. Joyce 3. Dear Mr. God, I...

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body...