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Super Bowl Super Drinking Game How To Play: So simple even a jock can do it! Watch the Super Bowl on TV. When you see any of the following occurences, quickly chug your beer. The first person to finish their beer wins the point, and retains the bottle cap (or tab, if drinking from a can) as a...

THE DONKEY One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway. It just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all...

Don't you think there is a difference in meaning when a person writes "It's none of my business" and "I don't care"? If you wrote to a person "It's none of my buisness" and they reported to every one else that you said "I don't care if you......" wouldn't this be considered spin doctoring, or...

‘Having a cow’ when a simple good-bye would do By Sharon Randall Sunday, January 15, 2006 Sometimes when you say, “never again,’” life jumps out from behind a bush — as my uncle Harry did once on Halloween in a bathrobe and a Howdy Doody mask — and scares the bejeezes out of you shouting...

Just a chat here. I've been working on making my wedding gown. Holy cow it's a lot of work! 4 days just to get the pieces all cut. Now I am marking them, who knows how many days for that. All the preparation makes the sewing a long way off. That's the part I want to get to. I should have known...

Sex call broadcast on train Liam Houlihan 11jan06 PRANKSTERS broke into a vacant cabin and broadcast a 1900 sex call to a crowded peak-hour Melbourne train last week. Shocked passengers thought Thursday evening's blue broadcast on the Sandringham line was the result of the driver accidentally...

Crews Rush to Reach Trapped W.Va. Miners Jan 3, 4:32 AM (ET) By JENNIFER C. YATES TALLMANSVILLE, W.Va. (AP) - Rescuers methodically made their way toward the spot where 13 coal miners were believed to be trapped below ground Tuesday morning as other crews prepared to start drilling a hole to...

A man's car broke down as he was driving past a beautiful old monastery. He walked up the drive and knocked on the front door. A monk answered, listened to the man's story and graciously invited him to spend the night. The monks fed the man and led him to a tiny chamber in which to sleep. The...

Three little ducks go into a Bar.............................. "Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck. "Huey," was the reply. "How's your day been, Huey?" "Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said Huey. "Oh...

What a wonderful Christmas morning! I unwrapped a small gift and it turned out to be a diamond ring. Chuck, the boyfriend, proposed and I accepted about 2 hours later. I forgot to say yes. He finally reminded me that I never answered him.

I remember my first Christmas adventure with Grandma. I was just a kid. I remember tearing across town on my bike to visit her on the day my big sister dropped the bomb: "There is no Santa Claus," she jeered. "Even dummies know that!" My Grandma was not the gushy kind, never had been. I fled to...

This article is true and was submitted to a 1999 Louisville Sentinel contest to find out who had the wildest Christmas dinner. It won first prize. As a joke, my brother used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill them...

Every night I lie in bed This little prayer inside my head God bless my mom and dad and bless my children and take care of my spouse who brings me so much joy... God, there's just one more thing I wish that you would do if you don't mind my asking to bless my 'puter', too...

Warning, hankies may be required. THE CAB RIDE Twenty years ago, I drove a cab for a living. When I arrived at 2:30 a.m., the building was dark except for a single light in a ground floor window. Under these circumstances, many drivers would just honk once or twice, wait a minute, then...

This is the time of year when we think back to the very first Christmas, when the Three Wise Men -- Gaspar, Balthasar and Herb -- went to see the baby Jesus, and, according to the Book of Matthew, “presented unto Him gifts; gold, frankincense, and myrrh.” These are simple words, but if we...

Everyone in the apartment complex I lived in knew who Ugly was. Ugly was the resident tomcat. Ugly loved three things in this world: fighting, eating garbage, and, shall we say, love. The combination of these things combined with a life spent outside had their effect on Ugly. To start with, he...