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When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning .. uphill BOTH ways . through year 'round blizzards. Carrying their younger siblings on their backs...

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This is the sunset at the North Pole with the moon at its closest point. And, you also see the sun below the moon. An amazing photo and not one easily duplicated. You may want to save this and pass on to others.

Through a Rapist's Eyes (No Joke) This is important information for females of ALL ages. Guys - please forward to the female members of your family and all your female friends and associates...

Sometimes it is just fun to annoy people Here's a starter list. How many ways can you think to annoy people? -Answer every question with another question. As soon as one of you says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!". -Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to...

This is really cool seeing guests viewing on my corner when I get on to look. I try to keep the place cleaned up and the fridge full of beverages for you. You know what would be even better? If you joined up and then could jump in on the conversation. I can yak away if someone will yak with me.:D ;)

Yesterday I had to get needles put into my spine. I got injections of steroids. I am hoping I don't end up looking like some body builder. OK, maybe that would be funny!

Subject: The last words on Valentine's Day amoraphobia n. an irrational fear of Valentine’s Day. blue bawls n. an emotional, romantic version of flirting that leaves you feeling sad and crying. bud light n. the blatantly cheap flower selection from a guy who needs to be dumped ASAP. (How...

Justification for beer and Ice cream! But stay away from the pizza! As we all know, it takes 1 calorie to heat 1 gram of water 1 degree centigrade. Translated into meaningful terms, this means that if you eat a very cold dessert (generally consisting of water in large part), the natural...

"Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to give her back to her parents." -Eric, AGE 6 "When somebody's been dating for a while, the boy might propose to the girl. He says to her, "I'll take you for a whole life, or at least until we have kids and get divorced, but you got...

1. The lovers' holiday, known as Valentine's Day, has its origins in the Pagan rite of... Romance Joviality Fertility Wine making 2. The Pagan fertility festival was named after what Roman god? Venus Lupercus Odraticus Fortuna 3. Valentine was stoned, clubbed and beheaded...

Happy Valentine's Day from Me to You!!

Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, ****sexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following is an...

Your Candy Heart Says "Get Real" You're a bit of a cynic when it comes to love. You don't lose your head, and hardly anyone penetrates your heart. Your ideal Valentine's Day date: is all about the person you're seeing (with no mentions of v-day!) Your flirting style: honest and even...

MIND GAME 2% or 98% This is strange...can you figure > it out? > > Are you the 2% or 98% of the > population? > > Follow t he instructions! NO PEEKING > AHEAD! > > * Do the following exercise, > guaranteed to raise an...

Mammatus clouds... Jorn Olsen works for the Dutton-Lainson Co. in Hastings, Nebraska, and lives by Heartwell Park next to Hastings College. The other night, probably just after the big storm hit, he took these photos and sent them to UNL which, then, posted them to the following URL. The...

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Stress Management A lecturer, when explaining stress management to an audience, raised a glass of water and asked, "How heavy is this glass of water?" Answers called out ranged from 20g to 500g. The lecturer replied, "The absolute weight doesn't matter. It depends on how long you try to...

Parenthood Readiness Test Are you considering having children? To determine whether you are truly prepared for the experience, we suggest you take this set of simple tests... MESS TEST: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Now rub your hands in the wet flower bed and rub on the...