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Hi ppl :) I'm going to build a P4 - 3.2GHz system. min. I need 2 x 512 mb of ram for my muti-tasking jobs(doing programming,running torrents, flashget,...) I was thinking should I go for 4 x 512mb of ram? will it be better or slower cause I heard from my friend said that with more ram, system...

Hello ppl :) which audio player is "Best" out there? winamp? or.....

> > > > A young husband comes home one night, and his wife > > > >throws her arms around > > > >his neck: "Darling, I have great news: I'm a month > > > >overdue. I think we're > > > >going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, > > > >but until we find > > > >out > > > >for sure, we...

> It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old girl. After a year of marriage she went into the hospital to give birth. > The nurse came out to congratulate the fellow saying, > "This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?" > He answered, "You've got to keep...

> A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. > One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway. > "Oh My God - Hurry! Grab your clothes," she yelled to her lover, "and jump out the window...

Michelin Baby had Grown Up :D

An eighteen-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I...

A young man asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons,round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, stillnice but hanging a...

One day a German florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he wanted to pay the Barber but the Barber replied: "I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you, I am doing a Community Service". The Florist was happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the Barber went to open...

A prisoner escapes from his prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it looking for money and guns but he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed, ties him up on a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of...

Hey ChickenMan :) I like your tutorials alot, always produce top quality results. :) Is it possible that u could do an update on your tutorials? It's been almost half a year and some of the softwares that are use are in newer version and have some new features and changes in the setting. I...

Hello ppl :) Is it possible to burn Burn AVI to a DVD+R without re-encoding like the one I saw VCD to DVD-R? I wanted put my avi amine series on dvd to watch on dvd player. I have saw chickenmans DivX's to DVD±R, 1 episode will take me hours to encode :( can't image encoding the whole series of...

Hello everyone, I need help in exporting my Dreamweaver webpages to lotus designer. I was told that I need to have Dreamweaver Extension Manger 1.1, Donimo Design Components 2.0 and Domino Import Service 2.0. I looked both IBM and Dreamweaver site can't find a link to d/l it :( anyone have it or...

Is there a way to Fix A/V Synchronization problems in AVI files and convert it back to DVD format? or convert it back to DVD format first then Fix it?

Hello :) I'm looking for a simple software that can do files tranfer from PC to another PC by printer port using parallel cable. I was looking for FastLynx v3.2 build 264 trial version but no luck :( Anyone knows other softwares that can do it please help. Thanks :)

Found in Britain (not Japan) ....and remember, it's their language!! Spotted in a toilet of a London office: TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT In a London...

Some humour to lighten your mood. A priest wanted to raise money for his church and on being told there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase one and enter it in the races. However, at the local auction, the going price for a horse was so high that he ended up buying a donkey...

A man awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for services. He was asked if he had health insurance. He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance." The nun asked...

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I cant install Visual Studio 6 Pro on my winXP (running on P4-2Ghz) I got a setup error as Error signture AppName: vs60wiz.exe AppVer: 6.0.0.8167 ModName: vs60wiz.exe ModVer: 6.0.0.8167 Offset: 000087f1 Please help Thanks