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If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
--Abraham Lincoln
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."
-- Rich Cook.
"Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer."
--Rita May Brown.
"The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit."
-- Eric Porterfield.
"All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men."
-- Isaac Asimov.
"The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity."
-- Patrick Murray.
--Abraham Lincoln
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."
-- Rich Cook.
"Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer."
--Rita May Brown.
"The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit."
-- Eric Porterfield.
"All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men."
-- Isaac Asimov.
"The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity."
-- Patrick Murray.